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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Tangentially related- My name is the same as that of a 1970s song title and chorus and I worked in a place where a co-worker spoke that line to me every time he saw me every single day. I wanted to kill him by the time I left. I also hate that song. And no, I won't tell you what song.

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Damn it, you figured it out!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's a cute name too, but yeah it would pop into my head every time I hear your name

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Roxanne!

🎶🎶 You don't have to put on the red light 🎶🎶

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I feel you. I was in junior high when the matrix came out. My last name is Anderson. I fucking hated that shit. Misteeer Anderson... Inevitably they would wait for me to say My name is neo but they didn't get it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Bohemian Rhapsody /s

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'll just say that it was not Mandy by Barry Manilow. Because they didn't name boys Mandy back then.

EDIT: No wait, there's Mandy Patinkin. Anyway, my name isn't Mandy.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Gotcha, Sue.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Similarly, I dated a woman named Annie a few years back. Everyone of my geekier friends, when I introduced her, asked, "are you ok? Are you ok Annie?"!

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I like this, wholesome XKCD

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It's an American mystery comedy-drama television series about a former detective with OCD and lots of phobias

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

No, that's "Monk"

A manc is a place where you can go to deposit your money and get home loans and stuff.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah, that's a "bank"

A manc is how they measure your stature in the military and determine who can give orders to who.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No, that's "rank"

A manc is an adult male human.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No, that's a "man"

A manc is a practical joke or a mischievous act.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No, that's a "prank".

A manc is where the fishes live in your house.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No, that’s a (fish)tank

A mank is a heavily armoured vehicle used in warfare.

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Manc is slang used to refer to someone from Manchester

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Manchester being a English city in the North West. The "Second City" of the UK. Birthplace of New Order, Oasis and Happy Mondays.

I like to humbly suggest Manchester is the greatest city in the world.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

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New Order

Oasis

Happy Mondays

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Oh, yeah 🤦...

I'm like a neon light sometimes, take me a while to light up.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I was 99% sure this was a rick roll

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It's the very first line in this ABBA song.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

It's a lyric from an Abba song, "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?".

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, yeah, the other person explained it as well 🤦... just didn't put 2 and 2 together.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It equals 4 in case you're still working on it since nobody is nice enough to just tell you.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

lol 🤣... thanks 🤣

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It’s ok. I am also somewhat familiar with the song but didn’t realize that was the first lyric.

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