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[–] 156 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, this is exactly how I’d expect a retirement home to look.

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  • [–] 84 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90's.

    Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it's absolutely a choice to look this shit in one's 80's.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago

    I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:

    the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side

    It’s just such a spectacle.

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  • [–] 133 points 3 months ago (28 children)
  • [–] 83 points 3 months ago* (13 children)

    Lmao is this real?

    The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

    I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don't seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that's why they don't think they can win.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

    What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!

    /s

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.

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    They're cucks. Every last one of them. They'll lie and say he could beat them up because they'd do anything to be in daddy's favor even though he doesn't know they exist.

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    [–] 67 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If their pants were any higher they'd have to open their zippers to eat.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?

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    [+] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago

    It’s an edit, the original one is more flattering:

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    Look at these disgusting child diddling goombas pulling their pants up to their tits...

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Rudy Julianis ass must be 3 feet long

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    [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).

    I can hear the "heheh heh" just by looking at this picture...

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    I'd paint the walls with my thoughts before I'd ever pull my pants up that high.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Guliani looks like the fuckin' long arm enemy from Little Nightmares

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?

    If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.

    The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim "I am still Emperor!"

    Yeah...

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Why are their pants so far up?

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    [–] 13 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Are these real, and where can I find a source, this will be an awesome meme template

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  • [–] [S] 65 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    I think it's edited. The real one is presumably either this one:

    Or this one:

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    And a plurality of Americans think these guys are tough and manly. #SAD

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    If only the belts were up to the neck...

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    When your pathetic ideology that's incompatible with the future forces you to idolize rotting rapist corpses.

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    If you pull your pants up more it hides your belly.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    "Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯"

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Looks like they both shit their diapers at the same time.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    This is because its so much easier for elderly people to vote.

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