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[-] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 156 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, this is exactly how I’d expect a retirement home to look.

[-] ivan@piefed.social 84 points 1 week ago

I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90's.

Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it's absolutely a choice to look this shit in one's 80's.

[-] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 33 points 1 week ago

I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:

the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side

It’s just such a spectacle.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago
[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lmao is this real?

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don't seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that's why they don't think they can win.

[-] plateee@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!

/s

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

This is like something Mac from It's Always Sunny would create. Like his vision of heaven.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago
[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Yes and a soccer/football. He can do all sports at one time. He is top sports ball man.

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

yes. this is a very straight image. just some dudes showing their great physique to each other. cheering each other on. With very defined groins. jep. totally plathonic.

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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago

Wtf? Are they scared of him?

[-] zeejoo 29 points 1 week ago

They're cucks. Every last one of them. They'll lie and say he could beat them up because they'd do anything to be in daddy's favor even though he doesn't know they exist.

[-] bagsy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

There is a reason they recruit from the church. Their personalities crave someone or something (god or trump) to rule over them and tell them how to live. They can not think for themselves, they can not handle blame, their leader will save them.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

They literally think he is a god.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

Do I get to bring any weapons?

Not that I'd need them, but it would be more fun, and my hands wouldn't end up stained orange.

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[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 67 points 1 week ago

If their pants were any higher they'd have to open their zippers to eat.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

You made me laugh out loud

[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Because they have benefactors with more wealth than four J. D. Rockefellers.

One of them has so much wealth he can buy all the governments in the world.

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[-] reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago

They’re obviously fake. Trump isn’t napping.

[-] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 17 points 1 week ago

He’s got that woke mindset

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago
[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Briefly and accidentally he may appear woke, but never assume he's woke.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago

It’s an edit, the original one is more flattering:

[-] dasrael@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

Look at these disgusting child diddling goombas pulling their pants up to their tits...

[-] bagsy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago

I think he looks like he's literally melting.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago

Rudy Julianis ass must be 3 feet long

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[-] grissino@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).

I can hear the "heheh heh" just by looking at this picture...

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I'd paint the walls with my thoughts before I'd ever pull my pants up that high.

[-] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Guliani looks like the fuckin' long arm enemy from Little Nightmares

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

He looks like an 82 year old, the problem is not how they look, is how American society decides to put people in power that should be sitting at home with a warm blanket over their knees.

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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?

If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.

The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim "I am still Emperor!"

Yeah...

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Dude, I'm 68. When I'm that age, do I have to wear my pants like a shirt also too?

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Why are their pants so far up?

[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

You wanna wear them above your diapers.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

As far as i can tell, some body types lose any definition of hips past a certain age with enough weight gain. So, cinching the belt above the paunch is the only way to avoid using suspenders.

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[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Are these real, and where can I find a source, this will be an awesome meme template

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago

I think it's edited. The real one is presumably either this one:

Or this one:

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Reality is disappointing

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It's funny how the edit mostly just made Rudy look worse lol.

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

And a plurality of Americans think these guys are tough and manly. #SAD

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

If only the belts were up to the neck...

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

When your pathetic ideology that's incompatible with the future forces you to idolize rotting rapist corpses.

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If you pull your pants up more it hides your belly.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago

"Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯"

[-] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Looks like they both shit their diapers at the same time.

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