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I just fired up Disco Elysium again after almost one year exactly and I have no idea what I'm doing or what characters I was interacting with or how to do anything. Oops lol
I get to experiment on a work friend who has literally had no interest in music at all and is 38. He cant tell different Bon Jovi songs are the same band. I gave him Dead Kennedys tonight and he has texted me that its badicallt like being around me set to music.
We caaaaaayeeayayaaaan
Let's Lynch the landlord
Let's Lynch the landlord
Let's Lynch the landlord man!

Nee guy at work is slowly adjusting to my sense of humor. Weezer is playing my town and he said that River cant really say he looks like Buddy Holly anymore and I said 'he will again.'. Took him a half hour but he got it and complimented me.
I be looking at maybe 4 or 5 different romhacks or ports of chrono trigger deciding which to play and just not playing any of them, I know this is a good game and all but if I don't get it just right how can I enjoy video game 
I have used my freewill to watch a lot of bad anime lately, and this one i’m watching from 2011 is a doozey
Which one is it? I feel like that describes too many to narrow down
Man, I really just wanted to watch “Actually, I am…” cause i wanted a dumb funny show, instead i invest an afternoon on garbage and cant tell you what it’s even about
The MC
- has not done anything to even be called a character
- has violated countless simple boundaries of the heroine cast from the jump
The heroine
- has not yet been characterized in 4 episdoes
- has had too many nude scenes
The story
- it’ll show up eventually
I forget how BAD anime can be. Imagine a triangle, on each end you have Writing, Animation, and on the most lopsided you have nudity, and it’s a points based thing, where adding nudity costs more than several levels of writing and animation, and it’s no wonder i fell off around this time
Is there a guide posted for love in deep space? Like specifically I want a snoop on a partners profile so I can sneak some cute ideas to use on them. Being an impossibly hot chinese man is beyond my power currently but there has to be some good moves I can steal.
it is june 27 and stalin saved the world from fascism
And the world has yet to forgive him for it
Chickpeas are one of the best beans to ever happen. I can eat them soaked overnight and pressure-cooked, completely without seasoning, like popcorn. Everybody's gotta try it .
Fun facts: They supresss appetite, have high protein content, and are gluten free.
I just discovered how fucking easy it is to make crispy chickpeas in the air fryer and now i plan to have them in stock in my kitchen always for my cronchy snack
They are one of they are primary food items to like five cultures I can think of.
I like to fry them with noodles. They might suppress appetite, but I do my best to ignore it so I can eat more.
That was very nice of Nate Dog to rescue Warren G, and not to laugh when he said he was also trying to get some freaks that night and not out to play dice with a bunch of dudes
Edgy twelve year olds when they meet the real nazis and instead of meeting suave, quirky but misunderstood tumblr sexymen. They get dragged to a gas chamber for having the wrong skull shape (they’re below human.)

This past year I got really, really into vocaloid. Mostly Teto (yeah I know she isnt a vocaloid, shut up) but I certainly enjoy Miku too. Also last year, Deltarune went from being one of my favourite games to an all-consuming obsession
So when I heard the secret boss theme in Chapter 5 three days ago, I just fucking lost my mind. Fuck you MEAN Miku is in Deltarune???!?!?!?!?!? Like Hello????!?!?! Deltarune was made for me specifically
I really like this one account that was posting tactical firearm drills with teto.
I guess my dad's a tree nerd
he came over today with a chainsaw to help me trim this big bush/small tree/whatev in the yard because the lower branches were making it hard to mow around it and anyway he kept going on about how it's a Crape Myrtle and how it's gotta be so old because of the size of the main trunk, and how it has to really like the growing conditions in the yard because of that, etc.
it was kinda nice, I like interacting with my parents when none of the opinions driven into them by right wing media become apparent, rare as those moments are
Where art thou chilling for the summer homie?
Up in thine club
Okay if you're like me and kept trying to propagate cuttings but nothing put out roots before rotting maybe ignore all advice about keeping it out of direct light because I put them under a grow lamp and wow my basil cuttings are finally doing it
You ever rub em around in rooting powder?
Is that's what Australians call coke?

No but I'll be suggesting it
no because the rooting powder is supposed to be for in-ground use only (also I think for some reason it's not supposed to be used for food/herbs?) and idk I figured basil would do better just sitting in water since it's already so prone to rotting i can't imagine threading the fine line between enough humidity to keep it alive without killing it in dirt would be easy
but maybe I'm also wrong and it's just as easy as putting a dome over them. I found a little pine tree thing growing out of the fuckin' siding of my house and its root got a little messed up so I rooting hormone'd that and put half a soda bottle over it as a dome and tbh it stays pretty moisssst without me having to worry about it
I need to try again with the ghost pepper I've got growing, it'd be cool if I could keep clones of everything going over the winter under grow lights and have shit ready to go next April
It's an incredibly funny bit for the Red Sox to have the worst season in their history and be one of the worst teams in baseball and still beat the Yankees three times in a row. 
rock paper scissors season you're telling me
i was on a wiki hole on 19th century fortifications and it occured to me how stupid the forts on australia were, i assumed none had ever been the site of a shot fired in anger (they're all on the coast so it doesn't seem like theyd be used against indigenous people)
then i find out about the Batavia and how the very first european "structure" in australia is a rickety heap of rocks they call a fort where some dutch dudes got attacked by evil lord of the flies dutch dudes. there should be a fuckin movie about this shit.
It doesn't have to be good, just good enough. If it keeps the emu out it already does better than the army
i was on a wiki hole on 19th century fortifications and it occured to me how stupid the forts on australia were, i assumed none had ever been the site of a shot fired in anger
Australia's first shots in WW1 and 2 were fired from the same fort, by the same cannon, fun fact. (Some say the first allied shots of both wars, but I think that's disputed)
Chapotraphouse
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