"It's the wrong color, so we're imprisoning it and surrounding it with armed guards" truly Amerikkka's reflecting pool

i didn't hear shit about this stupid pool my entire life, why is he suddenly obsessed with it lmao

This might be one of the most absurd things I've ever seen become a central focus of national news. It has absolutely zero effect on anyone's lives. I don't know how anyone that can rub two brain cells together can look at this and think this is something worth wasting their time on.

This has to be intentional spectacle

Enfeebled old emperor stuck in quagmire foreign war tilts at windmills.

And I continue to get more and more impatient for a CHUD country song about it.

So he does actually think it's being sabotaged? Either that or he's -really- committing to the bit.

So a literal watergate you say?

His next rally they'll be chanting:

Build ...the ...wall! Around ...the ...pool!

Didn’t anyone in the administration pay attention in science class?

This won't stop the algae, they are still winning

Lmao, absolutely got baited into believing this was sabotage rather than a bad job.

Security cameras to find, and chain link fences to stop, the person who keeps shitting my pants.

He created the swamp he campaigned on draining in more ways than one.

Anyone with a quadcopter with a half-mile range and $50 worth of yellow food coloring has the opportunity to do something very funny.

i guess this is supposed to be their response to the "People's House" bullshit