"It's the wrong color, so we're imprisoning it and surrounding it with armed guards" truly Amerikkka's reflecting pool
Speed the pool's flecting I'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh, stop FUCKIN LAUGHIN bruh!
i didn't hear shit about this stupid pool my entire life, why is he suddenly obsessed with it lmao
From what I've gathered the whole thing is like if there was an Always Sunny episode where they do a public works project.
Always Sunny / Parks & Rec crossover episode.
because liberals are obsessed w it? has Biden said something about it recently or smth?
as far as i understand it trump started this by making a big deal out of cleaning the pool or some shit idk
he was trying to manufacturer an easy win by repainting the pool, but he gave the contract to his friends' friend and he fucked it up, and now everybody is pointing and laughing and the park service is arresting people for taking pictures of the algae
This might be one of the most absurd things I've ever seen become a central focus of national news. It has absolutely zero effect on anyone's lives. I don't know how anyone that can rub two brain cells together can look at this and think this is something worth wasting their time on.
Oh, it is absolutely important to the government, because it is so inconsequential. And minute of coverage and focus spent on it is a net positive for them.
because it's tmz
This has to be intentional spectacle
Little bit of column A (incompetence, corruption) and little bit of column B (spectacle to make the hogs mad about libs destroying a monument of Amerikkka)
Also to literally distract from the fact that we killed a shit ton of people and still lost a war.
Like, the libs will be like "this is an incredible metaphor for his presidency" and then not actually discuss the specific actions that make up the metaphor because many of those specific actions were either done by, or threatened to be done by, any one of his last five predecessors.
Enfeebled old emperor stuck in quagmire foreign war tilts at windmills.
And I continue to get more and more impatient for a CHUD country song about it.
Someone should sneak in and poor a bunch of gas into it and light the whole thing on fire.
points at username maybe you're the woman for the job?
Lol
It's your time to cash in on AI Slop Country. There's clearly an unmet need for it - Chuds have no sense of taste at all, they won't notice
Honky-tonk beer pickup truck gun rack beer how'd doo beer 'Merica six fingered girl smilin' at me beer bar-BE-que
Where I come from we're just simply country folk
Who put peroxide in our pools, blame antifa
then die in a simple country helicopter crash
Where I come from
So he does actually think it's being sabotaged? Either that or he's -really- committing to the bit.
So a literal watergate you say?
His next rally they'll be chanting:
Build ...the ...wall! Around ...the ...pool!
Didn’t anyone in the administration pay attention in science class?
No because doing so is an affront to supply-side Jesus
Science is woke, unless chuds agree with it
There are only two genders, it's science
Looks at science
There are only two genders, God made us that way
Science, math, facts, data, knowledge, experience - all woke and gay.
Action - AMERICAN.
This won't stop the algae, they are still winning
Lmao, absolutely got baited into believing this was sabotage rather than a bad job.
Security cameras to find, and chain link fences to stop, the person who keeps shitting my pants.
alright buddy, i'm going to shit yourself
He created the swamp he campaigned on draining in more ways than one.
Anyone with a quadcopter with a half-mile range and $50 worth of yellow food coloring has the opportunity to do something very funny.
Drones banned in DC :(
It's only illegal if they pull you over right as you cross the Potomac by the National Mall, start questioning you, search your car, and find a fully assembled 15" drone in the trunk, an antenna in the back seat, a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red on the passenger floorboard mostly full of deep orange liquid, and 40 empty food coloring bottles in the glove box.
"No, Officer, I was just planning on using the drone to film myself doing a challenge of chugging a soda with 5 tablespoons of cayenne pepper in it, on America's front lawn."
i guess this is supposed to be their response to the "People's House" bullshit
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