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Can't handle clasps (thelemmy.club)
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[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 192 points 2 weeks ago

Wanted to make a comment that he is not used to clasps as the girls he prefers don't need a bra yet.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

dang!! you beat me to it!. Well done!

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, him making a tie has some serious implications now.

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

What a fucking embarrasment jfc

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so confused. What's the mechanism like? How difficult can it be when Biden was able to do it? Is Trump too stupid or too frail to do it? Damn it, I need answers!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's 3 snaps, like a baby's onesie.

To be fair, men don't use snaps - ever. I think the last time I used snaps was on my son's onesie, after changing his diaper. He's 27 now, and hardly ever needs a diaper, lbut I could still handle snaps.

So do you think Trump ever changed a diaper, and thus learned how to operate snaps? Of course not. Just one more example of his profound ignorance of perfectly normal human behavior.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean....trump wears a diaper, but perhaps he has a person to change it for him...

Didn't he import a wife from Epstein for that?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tell me you don't shop at Western clothing stores without telling me you don't shop at Western clothing stores...

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

The answer is yes.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

Gawd, that was painful. What a loser.

[-] ravelin@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus I thought that handshake would never end!

Finally the guy jerks his hand free.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, this was yesterday, there was another video where he also look like he ties it similarly to another soldier.

[-] alexc@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Expect the next batch of medals to use Velcro

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

I have confidence that Trump has never seen Velcro, and doesn't know how to use it.

BTW, years ago, we saw a little presentation at Epcot, sponsored by Velcro, and it became very apparent that the entire objective was to convince people to stop calling it Velcro, and call it a Hook & Loop Fastener. Yeah, right, like that's going to happen.

If a corporation allows their trademark to be used as the general name of the item, like Kleenex or Band-Aid, they can lose that trademark protection, and then competing companies can call their products by your company name, so your marketing is also helping your competition.

So Velcro has to be able to convince a judge that they have made serious efforts to protect their trademark, and paying for advertising space at Epcot to do several presentations a day should help a lot.

[-] DakRalter 3 points 2 weeks ago

We had an Australian colleague back in the 2010s who asked for a band aid during a staff meeting, and everyone just looked at her and said, "Plaster."

I'm trying to think what brand names have become synonymous with their product here (UK). It used to confuse me when I'd read American books and the characters wound talk about "Xeroxing" stuff. It's a photocopier! All I can think of is Sellotape, Tip Ex and Blu tack. I think I'm in a minority by saying vacuum instead of hoover though. How can anyone call a Henry a hoover! That's blasphemy!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Roomba

Kleenex

CrockPot

Tupperware

[-] DakRalter 1 points 1 week ago

Tupperware is the only one out of those that's common as a generic term here afaik. Never heard anyone call tissue Kleenex here. Roomba maybe, I just don't know anyone with one 😅

[-] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is all Velcro has to do to keep they're trademark. If you think about it, there's not much ends they can do besides the occasional PSA, what are they going to do, sue someone who says Velcro? Besides, I think they kind of enjoy trying to make "It's a hook and loop fastener!" their new slogan.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 weeks ago

And be fake metal, made in China by the lowest bidder, and sold to the US for ten times the price, with a 90% kickback to trump

[-] alexc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And with his face on it. And is renamed to the “I’m almost as brave as Trump” medal

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

If Biden or Obama did it, it'd be run 24/7 on every right-wing propaganda outlet And the orange kid-diddler would have tweeted about it 5 times

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Instead we get this

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have a lot of experience with clasps by undoing and doing up my partners bras over the years.

But let's be fair, that fat cunt wouldn't have had that type of experience with clasps due to 'his' sexual preferences being for very young girls that don't wear bras, or just grabbing them by the pussy.

(Edit: bugger, bra clasps and preteens have already been mentioned. Leaving my comment up though, for posterity.)

[-] garbagehead@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Neither can anyone I know. Even jeweler staff can't get them on.

[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah who even needs all that fancy schmancy stuff, all my shoes have velcro and i just use a rope as a belt. Like the founding fathers intended. God bless

[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Which is why you see this happen so frequently.

[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like the founding fathers intended. God bless

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is more an idle question but does anyone know if you can refuse to be given an award in the military? Like if someone thought they were undeserving, didn't earn it, or otherwise was contemptuous could they just refuse. Or is this a mandatory fun day type situation where the military just kinda forces it on folks.

Mostly just curious since as a person I would sooner murder and disgrace myself than receive a medal.

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is his gut rubbing the soldier's back

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Zzzzzzz....clasp? Zzzzzzzz....

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

“Such a beautiful handsome man am I right? 👋 I had to do something mind 🧠you and the clasp wasn’t working🚫. Horrible thing🙅‍♂️ how they, the democrats🥸, wanted windmills🌬️and clasps 🗜️it’s a disgrace😩.

So I had that military🪖 piece of hunk in front of me and I tied him down🎖️. Nice and tight around his veiny neck💪. So handsome😻. 👐”

[-] Bieren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not a clasp. It is snaps.

[-] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine getting the highest military decoration from pedo the hutt.

Never mind having to find out what it's like having him paw at you where you can't see him.

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2026
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