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[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 89 points 1 month ago

First wish was to repeal Bernoulli's principle

The second was doubling the mass of a photon

[-] DevDave@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago

What would that do to a star's interior?

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 46 points 1 month ago

2 * 0 = 0

Doubling the mass of photons is no change.

Repealing Bournoulli's principle requires changing how kinetic collisions of molecules translates into bulk measurables like pressure and density. There's no way to predict what that does without first specifying more about what changes are made.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Just pour salt on the universe and make it turn inside out.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This creates a white hole, and also destroys the universe.

/s

[-] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

[note: I thought the OP said "proton"]

Best case? atoms shrink slightly and some changes to how chemistry works

Realistic case? The change in nuclear binding energies renders protons unstable, making many elements unstable or radioactive. All matter suddenly becomes much heavier, changing gravity and internal pressure, which in turn disrupts stellar and planetary structures. Fusion reactions depend on precise mass differences between particles, which may alter how stars generate energy, or completely prevent them from forming altogether. Additionally, since proton mass is tied to the strong nuclear force, it will fundamentally alter physics, and it's likely that protons will decay into neutrons, preventing atoms from existing at all.

The first wish would affect how fluids act under pressure, including how our blood would move throughout our bodies. Depending on the exact effects, the wisher may not even get the chance to make the second wish because their blood would either stop moving, or they would drop to ground as every capillary in their body ruptures causing an immediate loss of blood pressure, quickly followed by loss of consciousness and then death.

IF they live long enough to make the second wish, then they probably wouldn't live long enough to make the third.

[-] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

That's neat, but he said photon, as in the light particle

[-] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wow, I totally missed that. I need to start wearing my glasses🤦‍♂️
I must have just assumed proton, since photons have zero rest mass and doubling that wouldn't change anything.

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago

The photons from the h must have been delayed due to their mass doubling.

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[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Bah. Give photons the same charge as electrons. That outta show those SOBs.

[-] Jakylla@jlai.lu 6 points 1 month ago
  • Switch all protons and neutrons of the universe
  • Set PI = 3
[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Who says pi has to be a constant at all?

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Go ahead and sign up for a non-euclidean geometry course. Constant pi assumes flat geometry, and I'm ok with that.

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[-] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Make Binomi a real renaissance Italian mathematician, so that we can finally know who came up with the binomial formulas.

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[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 77 points 1 month ago

That's your wish? It's really negative.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Mine would be to remove a chromossome from evangelicals lol

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

one chromosome per person seems easy to recover from

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah, except for Chromosomes Georg. He was an outlier and should not have been counted.

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Personally I'd add chromosomes to them, let's see what happens when you add 50 extra chromosomes to a person.

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[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why not change the measure of the nuclear efficiency of fusion from hydrogen to helium, to be from 0.007 into 0.006?

Boom, now only hydrogen can be made.

Or if we put it to 0.008, boom, now everything fuses way faster.

[-] stretch2m@infosec.pub 28 points 1 month ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

There’s also only one brain cell that we all share.

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[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

poor buddy gonna have to work overtime

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[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

I want one random atom to be one plank unit shifted to the left at the beginning of the universe.

🦋

[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Did you just initiate the big bang?

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Wait, have we just been living inside the worst possible Star Trek episode this whole time?

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[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago
[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok, it's not 2PiR now, but just PiR. Given how often 2Pi is used some mathematicians will actually be happy. Would be a mess with other constants though.

Edit. Also all the people in IT will have a terrible week trying to figure out why their programs started working weird, then figuring out why they even need those constants. Log messages would be funny though.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling you'll love tau.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I actually hate it, it should be reversed: π = 2 τ like it's visually fitting.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

I'd go with making each next proton in the universe an anti proton

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe that's already the case, just out of our event horizon

There is, afaik, no explanation why there is more matter than anti matter, so maybe we just don't see it

Like, dark side of the universe or something ;⁠-⁠)

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

There is, afaik, no explanation why there is more matter than anti matter, so maybe we just don't see it

Like, dark side of the universe or something ;⁠-⁠)

This is the baryon asymmetry problem, and indeed, one of the proposed solutions is an "anti-universe" that flows backwards in time. The theory goes that all the antimatter travelled backwards in time while matter travelled forward from the Big Bang, creating a mirror anti-universe. However, there has been experimental evidence against this theory, as antiparticles seem to move forward in time, just like their matter counterparts.

There are a bunch more theories on how matter dominated the universe, like electroweak baryogenesis and leptopgenesis! Those are a bit more complicated though and are difficult to explain in an internet comment.

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

iirc the experiment was verifying that anti-matter falls downward in gravity? otherwise it still functions physically rather like time-reversed matter. Unless anti-matter is time-reversed and has reversed gravity in which case it would also seem to obey normal gravity because we would see it under the effect of anti-gravity but backwards?

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Imma go ahead and postulate that beyond the observable universe is a wall of anti matter, that keeps eating our universe's matter and neutralizing it.

Prove me wrong! (Don't.)

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Isn't that the opposite of what we're "seeing" now with the expanding universe and dark matter (not anti matter) being the reason for space to grow?

Anti matter and matter live inside the space, that dark matter is "producing"

At least that's my layman interpretation of looking at some videos and reading some stuff

So, I have no clue ;⁠-⁠)

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[-] DevDave@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

I thought Madam Wu's experiment provided a starting point for explaining why the universe exists despite its best efforts to annihilate itself. Disclaimer, I have passing interest in physics but I have no formal education on any of it.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Don't know about that
Can you provide me some more words to search for it or even a link?

[-] DevDave@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_experiment

Wu was one of the few female physicist on the Manhattan project. Absolutely amazing what she accomplished despite having the double whammy of having to overcome racism as well as sexism. Currently on my watch list is a veritasm video that talks about her experiment.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wishes are basically reality warping to varying extent, although most wishes dont work on a universal scale

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If the one-electron theory is true you could just double its charge and see what happens. Would only need to do it in one place for it to be everywhere.

[-] liuther9@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Make all molecules to behave differently if observed

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I wish for water to no longer be a bipolar molecule.

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