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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 71 points 1 month ago

Quits job and retires early

“You told me to avoid stress…”

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago

Until your meager savings runs out and now the stress level is 100x what it was before

[-] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 53 points 1 month ago
[-] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

not for long at this rate

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What do you think the pennies in the jar are for?

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To punish myself for swearing too much

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, copper prices are going up, that's an investment!

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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 1 month ago

Definitely not enough at this rate.

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 month ago

I love all these YouTube videos, health gurus and influencers encouraging me to sleep a full eight hours.

Y'all motherfuckers have never had children, have you?

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago

Or worked hospitality. These fuckers have never done an AFD or a clopen

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Love the word "clopen". It's a terrible word and it gets the point across perfectly.

You don't even get to finish "close" before you're already opening. There's no hyphen or breath time in-between.

It's all just mashed together, rushed, and stressful, just like the shift it describes.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Christ. My son has a cough, and he crawled up into our bed last night. Spent hours coughing directly into my ear, slapping me with flailing hands, and crying for milk (which he then rejected after it was offered).

I am in an absolute haze this morning.

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That’s rough, buddy.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Why would you have children if you wanted to sleep ever again?

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[-] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being stressed out by the world is unhealthy. Withdrawing from reality to avoid that stress is also unhealthy. The fuck am I supposed to do move to another planet? In this economy?

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"Avoid stress" is code for don't worry about things you have no control over.

[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where to get my next meal, is something I don't always have control over. Unfortunately it's also not something I can stop worrying about.

Edit: made it clear that my situation is much better now, but it wasn't always.

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[-] bequirtle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Thinking I have no control over things feels defeatist

[-] Lyrac@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago

You can control things, just not everything.

[-] bequirtle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Well yea. My point is, there is very little you have "no control" over; and "things I can influence" is where stress comes from

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Y'all have never been to court ordered alcoholics anonymous meetings and it shows.

Reinhold Niebuhr wrote the first known version of the Serenity Prayer, and it's been through a few revisions just by popular word of mouth or even literal Hallmark greeting cards, but the version they say at AA meetings is:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

The basic principle can be decoupled from the religious origins and still be a useful approach to life. Learn not to stress about the things not in your control, while still taking control of the influence you do have.

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 month ago

Who wants to be decorative anyway?

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Gollum with his bros.

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[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago

Gargoyles are water features. So unless you want to be installed at the end of a gutter and vomit water, I recommend becoming a grotesque instead.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok, wow, this just made me realize that "gargle" and "gargoyle" share the same "mouth/throat water" origin. Mind blown.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago

And the Spanish word for throat is garganta

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

AND YOUR MOM IS GARGANTUOUS

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

One of my favorite fun facts is that the proper name for a Gothic grotesque that is purely decorative is hunky punk

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 4 weeks ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

Sadly. No one wants to hire a hermit to live in their garden these days.

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[-] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

I would love to unsubscribe from the economy

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 month ago

Patient: "Uh, there are systemic reasons I can't avoid stress, doc."

Doctor: (Dusts off hands) "Well, my job is done here!"

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 month ago

The only way for me to avoid stress would be suicide and even then there would probably be some cunt in the afterlife like "nah, nah, nah no rest yet, because you are here early you have to work off the remaining years you should have been alive and then we'll talk about interests, oh wait that's kinda like it is now...

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 5 points 1 month ago

Stress of dissappointing people who may care.

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Just move to Stardew Valley bro.

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I dissociate via video games. Shapez2 has gotten it's hooks in me.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Same doctors also started to call teeth "cosmetic only" once they realized they could make a shitton of money from the organs people use to eat.

[-] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

She could try not doomscrolling and blasting herself with horrible news and opinions from crazy people on social media for a start

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Reminder that every sizable company in the attention economy retains amongst its employees individuals who have the academic and professional background to fine tune their systems to make and keep a vice grip on the attention of it's users/victims, regardless of the negative effects it has on the micro level for an individual victim, or the macro level on society as a whole.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

On top of that, most of us only get ~~meaningful~~ substantial social interaction at work, if that.

Just "quitting all social media" is tougher than it sounds because deep down humans want to interact with each other, but we often can't! And aside from algorithms, lots of stuff sucks right now, so that's what people are talking about. And that's before we bring algorithms into the equation.

The Internet used to be this wonderful place to reach out and meet other human beings from anywhere, and make friends, and share, and be connected to those other people without being stuck in 100°F heat and traffic or airlines. It was a digital "third place" for humanity to hang out.

And now the main 'net is an unholy, ravenous corporate homunculus that wears the skin of that third place.

We're still mostly physically isolated from the rest of our species unless it's an unpleasant obligation, but the "people" are harder to find amongst all the shapeshifting shills, ads, propagandists, and most of all, bots.

Lemmy has none of those algorithms, and a lot of the articles and posts bum me the heck out, badly, but I still feel the urge to visit because outside of work and my overworked family and busy friends on wacky schedules, I too, am isolated.

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