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Yall are missing out (thelemmy.club)
submitted 11 hours ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

[-] Gust@piefed.social 11 points 6 hours ago

Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

the hose is great for enemas.

/s

please don't, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Never miss groins day.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 10 hours ago

If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema

[-] cm0002@libretechni.ca 10 points 10 hours ago

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[-] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.

Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 9 points 8 hours ago

But can you make fart noises with them?

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

No. Just near them.

[-] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 28 points 9 hours ago
[-] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 hours ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.

[-] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

wash your feet first, back last, dont pee on the shower and maybe ckean the floor if you wabt that too.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago
[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!

[-] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 hours ago

I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?

[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 hours ago

It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual

[-] cm0002@libretechni.ca 11 points 9 hours ago

I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water

[-] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago

The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

[-] kibblebits@quokk.au 12 points 10 hours ago

That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

That is correct!

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 23 points 11 hours ago
[-] username123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Bidet to you, sir

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I never bidid before but now I bido and woo woo woo no doo doo.

[-] Elting@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago

People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago

"My over-ripe butthole and I"!

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

That’s grammar school stuff. Graduate to the ice cold enema and your glory hole will applaud.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

A removable shower head would make this easier.

[-] abc@suppo.fi 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

This is also why you need a bidet.

For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.

Men will really do anything but admit they like it.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Not sure if typo'd homophone

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Shower your crazy?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.

Sigma Solarium (nsfw)

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago

Nope, I can't figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Reverse bikini lines

[-] imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

i don't get it, we all shower like that.

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...

[-] kibblebits@quokk.au 7 points 10 hours ago

I wish I was that flexible.

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Take care of your asshole. You only get one.

Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure

this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
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