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[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

i think i had a good diet for a couple days somewhere in 2000 or early 2001

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

or there's something stressful going on in the world

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always stressed.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

🎶I don't care if Thursday's black

Friday, Saturday, heart attack

Sunday, doesn't even start

It's Monday, I need snacks

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This guy reminds me of Snowden, is it only me or this professional Twitty people are a bit grating?

[-] Thurmyte@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

I see this dude everywhere. What even is his deal, is he just internet famous for being quippy?

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Apparently he's an author, but yeah, mostly famous for his internet presence.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Mondays are all that and more!

[-] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

I'm the same but with booze

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

This but for weed

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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