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Welcome to Dooters. what can I get you?
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Didn't this used to be a Dorters? Times change I guess.
Nonono you want the owl themed restaurant down the road, this is the dootin' restaurant where people doot
Can I get a Nardwuar special? The doot-doola-doot-doot one? Is that part of your secret menu?
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was tooters. Anyway do you have something with lots of beans and cabbage?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I want a dot dog n make it DIRTY
Yeah i'll take uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Please, sir, there is a line
Sure, sorry, one second, lemme just get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
furiously taps the menu
Ok uhhhhhhh I'll have that one please
can i get a large small?
oh wait i meant a small large
All we have is a small medium at large
buh dum tish
soy nuget with tomatoe saus
Please, my bones are dying, if I can't find calcium soon I'll turn into a sleepy archeological skeleton instead of a dancing halloween skeleton
Here ya go
Hell fucking yes
Hell fucking yes
Do the owls still get to wear booty shorts and low-cut tops?
Oops I dropped my fork!
Do y'all got Dorbos?
yea.. off brand tho, the place is really falling to shit with this new Sysco contract
Only one and it has been licked
Sold!
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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