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[-] Taldan@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

So we're just posting AI slop from Reddit now?

Those headlights are inconsistent sizes. The smaller lights below are different from each other. Parking with a clear path to active aircraft makes no sense. Those tickets wouldn't sit on the windshield. The image in fake. The rest of just an unverified story attached to a fake image

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah that didn't happen

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the good ol' "register a car under somebody else's name" trick, classic. BRB gonna register my car under Jeff Bezos name, let him pay the taxes on the car.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 32 points 1 week ago

Even if you somehow manage to get the DMV to do that for you, you'll probably just be setting yourself up for a fraud conviction once people figure out what happened. And probably end up on the hook for all those parking tickets as well, in the end.

[-] charokol@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

No, surely this man is a revenge genius. You just don’t get it

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, yes. He'll end up in prison and have to pay off a hundred grand worth of parking tickets himself ... but in the meantime, he was able to inconvenience and annoy his ex. Maybe even force her to hire a lawyer. Truly a revenge genius.

[-] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

You just don't get it, jeez!

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Day 457

"Ope, gotta put another ticket on the ticket car"

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There once was a man from Chicago
who got his ex-girlfriend in trouble
he left his/her car, at the airport garage
something plus something dass yubble

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Do you think Chicago rhymes with trouble?

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 6 days ago

Old Chicuggle

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I think this scheme would have garage rhyme with Chicago?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

This seems to be limerick where lines 3 and 4 are compacted into one long line based on the meter of it.

Those have a rhyming pattern of AABBA, which means Chicago, trouble, and yubble should rhyme.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Doesn't seem that way to me? Lines 3 and 4 seem fine as two separate lines, and I'd expect a scheme of ABAB, but because it doesn't rhyme that way, it's more like ABCB (which is pretty awkward) where "garage" functions as an ill-fitting slant rhyme for "Chicago". I suppose "trouble" is kind of a slant rhyme for "Chicago" too though, so AA fits, but then we have AABA with that scheme. Not sure where AABBA can fit.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

If you got AABA:

he left his/her car, (B) at the airport garage (B)

And that produces AABBA, a limerick with bad rhyming.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Oh I totally see it now. Rhyming car and a garage, splitting line 3 into two lines. Dunno why I derped on that.

So Chicago is a slant rhyme for trouble and yubble, and car a poor slant rhyme for garage. I think you're right on the money.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Did she actually need to pay and how would this hold up in court?

At most creative they can say the ex technically stole the vehicle.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Multiple things.

1, This almost certainly didn't happen.

2, If it did happen, we wouldn't be hearing about it.

3, Chances are, even if it did happen, and we're hearing about it, the car would have been towed from the airport for being abandoned long before it racked up $100,000 in tickets.

And 4, Even if it did happen, and the car didn't get towed, and it racked up $100,000 worth of tickets, The reason we're hearing about it is the guy who planned this "revenge" ended up having to pay the fines, because he got caught.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

2: why not?

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Because if it did happen successfully, then he wouldn't have gotten caught, and therefore we wouldn't be hearing about it.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Or you know, he's bragging about screwing his ex on social media... you know how many people post commiting crimes online?

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I see nothing in the original post that implies that he hasn't been caught.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

I'm not sure, if I'm following

OC says, if he wouldn't be caught, we wouldn't hear about it
You say, you see nothing, that he hasn't been caught

Maybe I'm out of the logic loop here, but isn't that exactly OC' argument?

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Bigger fish to fry

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Who has? The media in the age of the internet? Since when?

[-] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Florida Man: takes notes

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