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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago
[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

The truck driver is the dick.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

actually you'd probably make money on the truck nuts rolling coal dipshit crowd if you made it some kinda probably-illegal road-striker that sends up sparks when the tip hits the asphalt

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

This is the idea, right, we do this and the truck leaks out gasoline so it ignites it and it looks like the penis is pissing fire. We're gonna be so rich.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Balls are funny

Dicks are gay

I didn't invent the rules, I am forced by society to obey them

[-] BonsaiBoo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

So licking your best friends balls is just funny, got it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Yup, i'm already laughing!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hyperflush

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Way ahead of you, I'm strapping my real doll to the grill of my car like a pirate ship's mermaid.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I saw some wire truck nuts and now I have the urge to print some...

A pair of comically big Wire Nuts with a red and black cable hang from a trailer hitch, imitating the infamous 'truck nuts'

[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Are there any purchases or resources for these pre-boomer-facing uses pedigree?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

incredible new developments in the truck genitals industry

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Bc that's gay

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

This is because trucks have vaginas. It's a vagina + nut combo

[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

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this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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