You know what’s paying for that new wing, the gold decor, curtains, weird ass plaques, this celebration, and the billions he’s pocketing? Just modern slavery. Pretty cool to blow it off, though. Real chad move.

And I said “number 302. NUMBER 302”

Illegally smol cage

Her boyfriend brings it in the mornings

It’d be easier to just get the nurses or doctors number

We can’t even eat our shoes these days, they’re not real leather anymore, they’re rubber, plastic, glue, nylon.

Hell, screw pesticide drenched veggies being looney, they straight up used just eating veggies as a slur. Being called a vegan was legitimately a slur they used. Now they’re on some maha no food dye, no seed oils, mocking the liver king shit. It’s crazy how they can just flip to the other side of a topic and still go so far it scares reasonable people far away.

Get your first horn nubs in yet? You’re gonna love shedding season

Christian love knows no bounds

A gold statue in San Fran wouldn’t hurt

So licking your best friends balls is just funny, got it

Sometimes a metaphor is just a metaphor, it works even if the funniest interpretation is misinformed