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why is rfk jr so obsessed with minors i wonder
he has seen with dining with epstein on one or more photos. his other comment about the other month was about sperm of young men, or boys. he said sperm count was lower now than it was before, Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.
Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.
When Kick Rock isn't rubbing off on him.
It's an endless stream of stupid old men with leathery skin rubbing on each other for some reason.
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It's a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.
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Good! We NEED our Children looking HOT!
-LITERALLY every single Republican!
or burnt toast.
.... Why though? Was it the big suntan bed conglomerate that got to him and paid him to make that legal?
I'm kidding of course but ... Why do this? I don't get it. We all know sun tan beds are bad, why allow kids?
The pedo ring likes tanned kids...obviously
Maybe they just like the ability to make them dark enough to be "exotic", but not so dark it feels like their racism would get in the way.
It's not so much that they like them tanned, they don't like tan lines. It suggests they've been out in the sun, and not enslaved in a dark room, waiting for them.
You've officially put more thought into it than he has.
Because UV rays make vitamin D, and that's probably as far as he thought about it. Anything else is big scary science man talk with risks about something as "healthy" as unlimited concentrated artificial sunlight.
Next up: let's outlaw soap so that we can all have really good, well practiced immune systems.
Actually maybe I shouldn't give them ideas. They might try that.
Reading that in his voice makes it so much worse.
Just to get a baaaaase
The American government as of current just wants people as sick, dead and desperate as possible.
Why would anyone listen to a person who looks like they got trapped in an air fryer?
Presumably somewhere there is a portrait that gets younger every year.
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Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, Pete Hegseth, or RFK Jr.
Doc (The leader of the seven dwarfs)
Doc Brown
Doc Gooden
Doc Holiday
Doc Hollywood
Doc Johnson
Doc McStuffins
Doctor John Becker
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Bronner
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Drake Ramoray ("Days of Our Lives")
Doctor Evil
Doctor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Girlfriend
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Douglas "Doogie" Howser
Doctor Gregory House
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Johnny Fever
Doctor Kevorkian
Doctor Kildare
Doctor Richard Kimble
Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius (Doctor Octopus or Doc Ock)
Doctor Pimple Popper
Doctor Scholl's
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Zachary Smith
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Teeth
Doctor Theopolis
Doctor Watson
Doctor Marcus Welby
Doctor Who
Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Death (Harold Shipman)
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. Hook
Dr. J (Julius Erving)
Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Donald D. Rose
Dr. Ruth
Dr. Tedros
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Spin Doctors
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Even Nurse Ratchet
I would add Doc Martin.
Both the character in the show and this marten named after him:
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You missed Dr. Teeth, Dr. Facilier, and Dr. Bees
I have Doctor Teeth.
They are in order of
Doc
Doctor
Dr.
and then last name.
I'll look at the others.
THANKS for playing.
Notably absent: Dr. Rockso, also Dr. Acula, depending on how high you are.
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Good on you for not forgetting about Dre.
You missed Dr. No.
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Doctor Zoidberg
I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.
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So... kids shouldn't have the right to their own personal expression, but they should have the right to give themselves cancer. Got it. Makes perfect sense.
Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.
Even if this doesn’t give you cancer, it’ll make you look like a California Raisin. In one of Lab Muffin’s videos (chemistry PhD who makes educational videos about beauty/skincare product misinformation), she has a great photo of an older woman who has put sunscreen on her face but not neck for decades, and it looked like they belonged to two different people. Same if you’ve ever seen photos of old truckers that don’t use sunscreen on their window side arm.
TL;DR: UV radiation bad. Protect yourself from the giant nuclear explosion in the sky. If you don’t like sunscreen, use a sun jacket or anything long sleeved with a good UPF rating.
Sunscreen on face but not neck
Trucker
Yeah these people have constant access to the internet yet are entirely unable to spend 4 seconds on it to look up picture of middle-aged highland folks who are working in the sun all day.
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In the same way that most tattoo artists won't do kids, even in states where it's legal with parental consent, most salons won't let kids tan--at least I hope.
This guy is the kind of cartoon villain that gets left out of the newer "dark" iterations of a franchise for being too fucking ridiculous
It's like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What's next cigarettes for kids?
What’s next cigarettes for kids?
To build up their lung callus, for when they'll get work in the coal mines.
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Also he highly recommended a daily dose of racoon dick for newborns.
Well they need vitamin D too.
Holy shit this is so much more fucked up typed out than in my head.
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Listen up you leathery pile, your ideas are stupid and you should feel stupid.
So they can be as baked as he is.
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Gotta give them kids sexy orange skin
Sooooooo, trump I get. He's a narcisist. That's why he does the things he does. He's also putins bitch. So he tries to destroy america, because putin is obsessed with the cold war.
The rest of the crew are just desprate needy sycophants, who do nothing but try to gobble up as much attention and power as possible.
But RFKjr? Him I don't get. It's like he's an 80s saturday morning cartoon villain. He would fit right in alongside Cobra, or CLAW, or being one of Jokers henchmen.
I'm honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.
He's just really fucking stupid.
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RFK = Skin cancer's best friend.
Holy moly I was just ranting incoherence about this so much I welcome the new grass-stained burnt face look that RFK Jr. Really Brings To uh wherever he u-
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