why is rfk jr so obsessed with minors i wonder

Good! We NEED our Children looking HOT!

-LITERALLY every single Republican!

Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, Pete Hegseth, or RFK Jr.

Doc (The leader of the seven dwarfs)

Doc Brown

Doc Gooden

Doc Holiday

Doc Hollywood

Doc Johnson

Doc McStuffins

Doctor John Becker

Doctor Bombay

Doctor Bronner

Doctor Claw

Doctor Demento

Doctor Detroit

Doctor Dirty

Doctor Dolittle

Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”

Doctor Doom

Doctor Drake Ramoray ("Days of Our Lives")

Doctor Evil

Doctor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Doctor Feelgood

Doctor Frankenstein

Doctor Girlfriend

Doctor Hannibal Lecter

Doctor Horrible

Doctor Douglas "Doogie" Howser

Doctor Gregory House

Doctor Jekyll

Doctor Johnny Fever

Doctor Kevorkian

Doctor Kildare

Doctor Richard Kimble

Doctor Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy

Doctor Martens

Doctor Moreau

Doctor Nick

Doctor Otto Octavius (Doctor Octopus or Doc Ock)

Doctor Pimple Popper

Doctor Scholl's

Doctor Orin Scrivello

Doctor Seuss

Doctor Zachary Smith

Doctor Spaceman

Doctor Spock

Doctor Strange

Doctor Strangelove

Doctor Teeth

Doctor Theopolis

Doctor Watson

Doctor Marcus Welby

Doctor Who

Doctor Zaius

Doctor Zhivago

Doctor Zoidberg

Dr. Death (Harold Shipman)

Dr. Dre

Dr. Enuf

Dr. Hook

Dr. J (Julius Erving)

Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Donald D. Rose

Dr. Ruth

Dr. Tedros

Dr. Tran

Rug Doctor

Spin Doctors

The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)

Even Nurse Ratchet

Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.

Even if this doesn’t give you cancer, it’ll make you look like a California Raisin. In one of Lab Muffin’s videos (chemistry PhD who makes educational videos about beauty/skincare product misinformation), she has a great photo of an older woman who has put sunscreen on her face but not neck for decades, and it looked like they belonged to two different people. Same if you’ve ever seen photos of old truckers that don’t use sunscreen on their window side arm.

TL;DR: UV radiation bad. Protect yourself from the giant nuclear explosion in the sky. If you don’t like sunscreen, use a sun jacket or anything long sleeved with a good UPF rating.

Why would anyone listen to a person who looks like they got trapped in an air fryer?

So... kids shouldn't have the right to their own personal expression, but they should have the right to give themselves cancer. Got it. Makes perfect sense.

It's like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What's next cigarettes for kids?

Also he highly recommended a daily dose of racoon dick for newborns.

Gotta give them kids sexy orange skin

Listen up you leathery pile, your ideas are stupid and you should feel stupid.

Sooooooo, trump I get. He's a narcisist. That's why he does the things he does. He's also putins bitch. So he tries to destroy america, because putin is obsessed with the cold war.

The rest of the crew are just desprate needy sycophants, who do nothing but try to gobble up as much attention and power as possible.

But RFKjr? Him I don't get. It's like he's an 80s saturday morning cartoon villain. He would fit right in alongside Cobra, or CLAW, or being one of Jokers henchmen.

I'm honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

RFK = Skin cancer's best friend.

.... Why though? Was it the big suntan bed conglomerate that got to him and paid him to make that legal?

I'm kidding of course but ... Why do this? I don't get it. We all know sun tan beds are bad, why allow kids?

So they can be as baked as he is.

The American government as of current just wants people as sick, dead and desperate as possible.

This guy is the kind of cartoon villain that gets left out of the newer "dark" iterations of a franchise for being too fucking ridiculous

In the same way that most tattoo artists won't do kids, even in states where it's legal with parental consent, most salons won't let kids tan--at least I hope.

They're probably thinking "a nice tan will make children even more fuckable!"

Ok. Tanning beds are cancer machines for everyone. The enablement is a consequence of allowing sun beds in the first place - this doesn't change much honestly.

Also, what groups are cleared here? Teenagers? Children? There is a lot of ambiguity in that news site.

Ah yes. Hook em while they're young. Just like another major source of cancer: cigarettes.

Holy moly I was just ranting incoherence about this so much I welcome the new grass-stained burnt face look that RFK Jr. Really Brings To uh wherever he u-