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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

submitted 4 months ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip [S] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Also he highly recommended a daily dose of racoon dick for newborns.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Well they need vitamin D too.

Holy shit this is so much more fucked up typed out than in my head.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

a side dish of MELANOMA TOO.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago*

and a little sewage water, plus some metheylen blue, HEROIN, some steroids , why not for a 70yo man, and some worm eggs. and for dessert some melanoma, SCC, or Bcc.

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