Shots heard fired at the White House according to video by ABC reporter : chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Has any other president had so many assassination attempts? Who would have thought that something like this could happen so often that it gets boring? Also the assassin is either going to be a mossad plant or a radical centrist with a 500-page ai-written manifesto in his backpack talking about how much he respects the police.

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

it would be exceedingly funny if a comrade got him purely to stunt on the libs and chuds, leave a note that's just like "communists can aim"

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago*

Man in a Trump context this sounds exceedingly lib, but the tito quote still rules

If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send another.

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

there were kindof a lot in the 70s. i don't remember how many anarchists tried to get mckinley before they actually got him

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

I imagine Trump is on the phone with some jagoff totally unaware lmao

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

"keep it down, tv's on"

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

ow my balls is on! quiet!

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[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (1 child)

FBI gonna recover bullet casings with "DIE TRUMP!" written on them?

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago*

:sideshow-bob-tattoo:

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

our nation's capital should a 2A freedom zone 🦅🇺🇸🫡

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[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

timmy-pray

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[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What if it's not gunfire but just someone farting like that? Feel good about that now, "free" media?

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was near an active shooter alert one time that turned out to have been someone dropping a barbell in the building's gym.

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[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Wait that's fucking wild whaddahell

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can't find an article that reveals the punchline, but this was the incident.

Edit - Some of the other articles make sure to mention that the building in question also houses a gym, which I take as their best effort to get around military censorship.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

grillman There was this one time I was visiting DC and had some wicked BBQ beanis. Later that night I ripped a fart so powerful it set off the shot detectors. Just saw tons of cops and FBI just swarming the area minutes later and dry heaving in the lingering swamp gas left behind.