Shots heard fired at the White House according to video by ABC reporter (thelemmy.club)

submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by dead@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

28 comments fedilink hide all child comments

https://xcancel.com/selinawangtv/status/2058312115098697760#m

https://xcancel.com/selinawangtv/status/2058309255644549547#m

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 27 points 12 hours ago

What if it's not gunfire but just someone farting like that? Feel good about that now, "free" media?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

grillman There was this one time I was visiting DC and had some wicked BBQ beanis. Later that night I ripped a fart so powerful it set off the shot detectors. Just saw tons of cops and FBI just swarming the area minutes later and dry heaving in the lingering swamp gas left behind.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

I was near an active shooter alert one time that turned out to have been someone dropping a barbell in the building's gym.

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

Wait that's fucking wild whaddahell

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I can't find an article that reveals the punchline, but this was the incident.

Edit - Some of the other articles make sure to mention that the building in question also houses a gym, which I take as their best effort to get around military censorship.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026

69 points (100.0% liked)

Chapotraphouse

14372 readers

883 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net

thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net

CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net

Thordros@hexbear.net

JustSo@hexbear.net