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[–] 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What if it's not gunfire but just someone farting like that? Feel good about that now, "free" media?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I was near an active shooter alert one time that turned out to have been someone dropping a barbell in the building's gym.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Wait that's fucking wild whaddahell

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    grillman There was this one time I was visiting DC and had some wicked BBQ beanis. Later that night I ripped a fart so powerful it set off the shot detectors. Just saw tons of cops and FBI just swarming the area minutes later and dry heaving in the lingering swamp gas left behind.

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