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[–] 42 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Oh it's the weekend, another attempt.

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  • [–] 45 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    don't bother waking me up until someone actually gets him

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  • [–] 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Seriously 🥱

    Has any other president had so many assassination attempts? Who would have thought that something like this could happen so often that it gets boring? Also the assassin is either going to be a mossad plant or a radical centrist with a 500-page ai-written manifesto in his backpack talking about how much he respects the police.

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  • [–] 39 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    it would be exceedingly funny if a comrade got him purely to stunt on the libs and chuds, leave a note that's just like "communists can aim"

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago*

    Man in a Trump context this sounds exceedingly lib, but the tito quote still rules

    If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send another.

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