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I fear searching for 'goon'


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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

I fear searching for ‘goon’

Well you must not need a job that badly I guess.

smuglord

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

I keep telling my boss we need to hire more goons, but he keeps going on and on about this "doomsday" device and "the world will be mine" talk, which is just killing the budgets of everything else. Doesn't he know we still need guards around the secret lair?! Why, some do-gooder could just sneak in and ruin his whole plan!

[-] largerfather@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

you’ll have better results for goon on craigslist romance search

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Arsonist seeks work: humble, motivated, office clown

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

i've been on my Hench™ app trying to find something but it's all; "6 years of experience in henching", or "Will only hire if you have experience working with a set group of villains".

it's awful, how's an honest catgirl-goon supposed to feed herself catgirl-cry

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

the-boys-lthe-boys-r internal hires only

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago

Rip the team rocket trio murdered by the coward known as ash ketchum

[-] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

no, they blasted off at the speed of light to a better place curry-space

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Maybe they are building a henchman/goon paradise there

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 38 points 8 hours ago

They changed the official title to "henchperson" on account of woke try that

[-] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

yells-at-cloud I'm calling it "goon" and I'll die on this hill so help me god

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 19 minutes ago

Ok but they did this with "journeyman" as it's now officially "journeyperson" and your post is indistinguishable from what actual old journeypeople say

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 26 points 9 hours ago

Just a word of advice, if you're looking for henchman jobs in the area, don't take any offers from a guy who says the job will be "the most fun you'll ever have in the workplace." or "This job is to die for." That guy creates a really toxic work environment for his goons.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

try searching for toadie or roustabout. there are no entry level henchman jobs any more, theyre all taken, and no one gets untimely murdered by wayward heroes no more

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

It doesn't help that they don't train henchpeople anymore. At least give some basic self-defense courses, you know?

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Me and the boys tried talking the boss inta getting us some manual handling training for when we're lumping 'round those heavy crates of stolen goods. He just laughed in our faces.

Gooning used to be a good union job, but now look at it.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago

they-dont-know They don't know that Gotham City is canonically in New Jersey.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago

I thought Blüdhaven was in New Jersey

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

yeah gotham is nyc, bludhaven is in jersey, and metropolis is chicago (he grows up in kansas)

some bad writers write metropolis as nyc also, and some really bad ones put gotham and metropolis just across a bay.

[-] Ishmael@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Every Batman movie is shot in Chicago so I always considered that to be Gotham.

[-] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 hours ago

Are there any entry-level Thug positions?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago

Fuggeddaboutit

All the positions are filled up with guys what don't know what the true meaning of the word goon is

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