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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

umbrella corporation type ballroom

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I like how goes into real estate mode as he explains. I was disappointed he didn't say something like "Americans are gonna love it." And he uses "we" like "we are building". Motherfucker doesn't even know how to use a shovel.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago

I await the decapitation strike on the US govt by a hurricane that floods the WH bunker.

El Niño / La Niña timmy-pray

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 6 hours ago

Fallout timeline here we come! Maybe we'll get the Fallout 3 robot under the Pentagon to fight the Enclave too.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 32 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Lol, the Trump Bunker is definitely gonna be the safest, most resilient place in the country. If there's one thing Trump is known for, it's the highest quality construction projects. hahaha

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 23 points 8 hours ago

The thing about bunkers is that you shouldn't tell everyone where they are. But when you say so many bullshit all the time, who's gonna believe you anyways?

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 7 hours ago

nobody can attack united states anyway, they are just cosplaying dr strangelove

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

It’s for when Israel turns on us.

[-] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago

I bet they're looking at all the long-range drone attacks Ukraine is doing and never forgetting 9/11.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

meh, those are trivial in payload (and there is an ocean to anything approaching). previous bunker could survive nuclear strike as well, so it's whatever.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

cargo containers full of drones would be pretty undetectable

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago

This is partly why I believe the usa has no clue about aliens, Trump wouldn't shut his big mouth over it if we were sitting on recovered craft.

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