puts hand on shoulder son, we've got to talk about your avocado toast

"There's never going to be a good time for it. We didn't have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them."

Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.

Who said anything about raising it? You just need to have the kid, and then the orphan crushing machine will take over from there

I just straight up wouldn’t want to be born so why would I do that to someone?

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No way, that'd be too convenient. They'll probably make that illegal as soon as they find out someone thought of it.

Millennials were not voting 50 years ago.

Who'd you vote for in the 2020 primaries?

No, no. We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and stop being lazy.

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I always thought this was a weird take. Like yeah I get being a parent is hard and with the world today it’s just not financially fair to a kid for most people to try.

But dude, kids are hilarious and fun m, if you know the right ones.

What this is, is the cascading effect of fewer not-shitty people (or decent people in shitty situations) having kids. Then, everyone sees this maladjusted children and even fewer people want to give it a go.

I mean it’s not anyone’s choice but theirs if they want to have em or even like em. But ironically it’s almost like accelerationism when we all collectively swear off trying.