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Letting the Hexbear servers go down
(hexbear.net)
I touched grass and I hated it 
Turns out I'm allergic against that shit.
We gotta find out who's responsible and send them a strongly worded letter
You stopped me slop and for that...YOU DIE
Huh we got Anubis now
"Making sure you're not a bot 
"
Or a bot with a cookie jar and JavaScript runtime.
... For a joke wasn't okay
And it wasn't okay.
Letting the servers go down as a joke is not funny
The 502nd type of liberalism
China turned them off as part of talks with USA 
The 'bear was just hibernating a little
The slop must flow
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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