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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Mastersmacks@reddthat.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Edit: some of you need to step outside and smell some fresh air, I promise it wont bite

Edit to the edit: this goes doubly for the people private messaging me their manifesto

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised there are any posts left with those filters.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 49 points 2 weeks ago

There's actually a good bunch of people posting wholesome entertaining posts if you filter out the noise

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 12 points 2 weeks ago

Also a lot of porn which ranges from legit ametuer to professional and possibly illegal. Like half of all posts when you sort by new is porn.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

.........there's only one porn I can think of which would be illegal, and if thats what you're seeing, report EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT!!!

Spam the report button.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen a couple of sketchy tinytitties posts that I made an anonymous tip for authorities to look into. I downvote them all but I don't report them because I'm 100% certain the mods would be aware if there is any illegal materials in the mix.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

If it looks remotely like CSAM, report it. Mods don't always know whats posted, unless we get a report. I don't mod any porn communities, but I'm sure there's bickering in the communities I do mod that I never see.

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[-] protist@retrofed.com 43 points 2 weeks ago

You misspelled "Israel", fyi

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Worth it to add both spellings IMO

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh you right

[-] earl_emorning@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 35 points 2 weeks ago

OP made a post trying to figure out how to make his town less lame but also wants to avoid all "politics"... 😮‍💨

What if I told you that everything is "politics", be it buying groceries, entertainment, wearing clothes, healthcare, getting around town, having sex, owning a home or getting paid?

[-] wraekscadu@vargar.org 22 points 2 weeks ago

I sympathize with OP tbh. While babies being murdered is bad, I want SOME TIME in my life where I don't have to think about that for the sake of my own survival.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Politics affects more or less everything, but that doesn't mean it is those things. If you're not able to examine the list OP posted and see what proper subset of "everything" they're trying to filter out, you need to think harder.

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[-] antonim@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

You're trying to avoid politics by filtering keywords, yet your own thread title contains the word "politics". Curious.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That just means they won't be able to view their own post. Maybe it's not a bad idea.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no I've created a paradox

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

"slams" "melts down"

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't condone it but I might as well help as a mental exercise.

maga

elon

bibi

ccp

libertarian

marines

soldier

war

tax

congress

legislate

legislation

vote

genocide

rights

wage

protest

riot

IRGC

IDF

theocracy

kleptocracy

oligarchy

monarchy

indoctrination

democracy

freedom

anarchy

communism

socialism

dictatorship

parliament

SCOTUS

senate

I wonder if @pugjesus@piefed.social knows any I might have missed?

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Why don't you condone it? And good list thank you

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 18 points 2 weeks ago

Ignorance causes many of the problems on this list in the first place, imo.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fair. I get my news from different sources though, that's just not what I signed up to lemmy for

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 12 points 2 weeks ago

Curating one's feeds does not inherently lead to ignorance.

I've been aggressively filtering my newsfeed for years now and I didn't suddenly forget about all the corruption and injustice. I just have no need for those headlines to overwhelmingly dominate my day-to-day ingestion of news. "Corrupt Oligarch Continues Campaign Against Human Rights" isn't news to me; it's the status quo. I don't need a dozen headlines to remind me the sky is blue every day.

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[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 17 points 2 weeks ago

Add "linux" and enjoy the empty feed

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot Star Trek

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

I can use regexes, so it makes it a bit shorter list:

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh is that an app or desktop?

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Webapp. It's the development branch of Tesseract.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Economics

Law

Protest

Rights

Freedom

Shift

Terror

Slam

Slap

Athlete

Competition

Criminal

Minority

Equality

Civil

Activist

Sports

Global

Country

Government

War

Russia

Prime

Minister

Scandal

Epstein

Files

Pedophile

Rapist

Rape

Child

Climate

Scientist

Study

New

Citizen

Despite

Claim

Attention

Draw

Conclusion

Steal

Truth

Behind

Fight

Post

Social

Community

Political

Politics

Group

Edit: Fuck, you got me I didn't notice where we are so I shitposted right back

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good list, and I think I can just replace iranian with iran since the way boost works that counts for both

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Add "Trek", Star Trek is very political.

And "Linux" and "Open Source", free software is communist.

[-] DivineDev@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

dem

drone

isreal

Germans, beekeepers and people observing reality in shambles

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
  • turnip
  • orange man
  • taco
  • elmo

I can probably think of more later..

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you need time away from these topics for mental health, then this is can be a good idea. I wish you all the best.

If you have other, quality news sources that's fine too.

If it's just because it's "annoying" and you do not want to engage, then bear in mind that you are simply burying your head in the sand. Politics are not simply words, and will affect you and your loved one's lives and rights.

The leopards come for everyone's faces eventually.

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do you browse All frequently? When I browse my subscribed comms I don't see that much politics stuff. (I have a separate account for that, when I'm feeling more resilient than usual.)

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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't want politics involved, just add the name of every country.

Also "migrant," (gets rid of immigrant too) "refuge," (gets rid of refugee) "asylum," "vaccine," "climate change," and "global warming."

Also with "Israel" and "Zionism" in your list, add "bomb," "missile," "dea" (for dead and death).

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Netanyahu

War

Iran

Elon Musk

MAGA

[-] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is a good idea, y'all acting like OP literally doesn't listen to news, they said they just don't want to get their news on lemmy.

And I agree, you guys are being dramatic AF

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Democratic
GOP
Congress
Vance
Senate
EU
European
ICE
Gaza
Strike
Israel
Palestine
Zelensky
Ukraine
MAGA
U.S.
United states American AI
President

Combine that with blocking communities and you're set

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

must be nice being able to afford to not care about these things

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's so nice

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You don't want to read about genocide? You must love genocide then!?

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