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[-] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck
[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

cherry-pick the tip

git reset --hard HEAD

and on and on

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[-] DarthFreyr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."

Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 25 points 2 days ago

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?

[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 53 points 2 days ago

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Daemon spawning mmm

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago
[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Keep It Stupid. Simple!

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago
[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 10 points 2 days ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

[-] cbazero@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

I dumped my core so fast ...

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 40 points 3 days ago

We used to finger our users too.

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Software, firmware, and hardware.

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago

Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago

Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

[-] tauonite@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Vibe coding before it was cool

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

you cannot create art if you aren't horny.

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[-] joe@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 days ago

I think there are 4 reasons:

  1. Most people are very horny
  2. It people are very online
  3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
  4. Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

touch grass

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.

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