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[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago

Master/slave

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 30 points 3 days ago

Finger/poke

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Fsck fsck

[-] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 5 points 3 days ago

Insert, upsert

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

[-] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

this post was submitted on 06 May 2026

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