Almost. Almost. Almost....

There we are...

Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.

This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.

Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.

Well then, Bob's your uncle.

Love me a good snogging while rogering.

Hold tight now

Nearly at the station

Now that is tickety-boo

do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?

Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent

~~sex~~

Horizontal jogging

I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐

I have pinnacled! I dare say!

Shall I put the kettle on then?

Now we know

Does she... go?

Married a brit can confirm

Textbook intercourse

Wait... Is it really not just:

"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"

Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?

drink me like a bole o waerh

You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.

I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.

Sufficient!

Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!

"I'm arriving",haha

That one got me.

Now we know.