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[–] 74 points 5 months ago* (13 children)

When apes learned to sharpen sticks, every other animal was FUUUUUUUUUCKED. Those animals should try not to be so stupid though. Dogs and cats are smart. They joined our side.

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

    Going strong for over 30,000 years.

    Dogs and cats are smart. They joined our side.

    Dogs and cats are half the fucking problem.

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    A recent study by the Smithsonian Institution and the US Fish and Wildlife Service estimated that domestic cats kill about 2.4 billion birds and 12.3 billion small mammals each year in the lower forty-eight states. This is far higher—and probably more accurate–than previous figures, and likely exceeds all other sources of human-related losses of these animals.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I'm not sure we are in the same conversation, brother. I said that cats benefited from befriending humanity. You seem to be posting statistics that argue in my favor.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I said that cats benefited from befriending humanity

    Absolutely. And I added that they're a primary agent by which humans propagate the Holocene Extinction.

    Like, we wouldn't be nearly as successful at killing so many small mammals and insects if we weren't bringing domesticated cats with us all over the world.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I see what you're saying.

    We didn't bring cats anywhere though, they came on their on volition. They do what they want. Dogs are just happy to be anywhere.

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    [–] 38 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    "Try pointy stick."

    "Me no want to."

    gets stabbed by pointy stick

    "Me now see value of pointy stick."

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    [–] 33 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Don't forget sharp stick! Sharp stick game changer

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It is funny how until the invention of fire ants firearms, almost always the best weapon was a pointy stick.

    Then firearms happen and we learned to throw the stick very quickly.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Fire ants are also a viable biological weapon, knew a guy who had a nest of the things thrown at him. Poor bastard had to take an alcohol bath to get them all off.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    At summer camp when I was like 8 a camper stood in a fire ant nest without realizing it and had bites ALL up and down her legs. I remember a couple of older kids hauling her to the counselors while she was just screaming, crying and unable to walk from the pain. Watch out for fire ant nests, they will fuck you up!

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    [–] 22 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    People think we won because of our big brains or fire use, no, it's cause we have the only halfway decent ranged ability in the game.

    We broke the assumption that billions of years of evolution was built on, distance = safety.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    I threw a pinecone at a bird that was picking at the siding. Seemed to break his brain to see something coming at him like that.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I don't think that is actually the innovation that made us own the planet.
    One human throwing rocks? Meh.
    15-20 humans working together, some throwing rocks, others fetching new ones, or supplying the throwers? Jup. That would do it.

    So, community and working together is what allowed us to win the crown.
    We better not stop doing that..

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, there were studies done that found a human can't reliably throw a rock hard enough to kill even a rabbit from pretty close range. Rocks are blunt and usually only stun the target.

    It was the fact that a dozen people all throwing rocks is an unassailable obstacle to any predator or prey. You can corner animals or ward them away. And if you think about it that's always been roughly how human wars have gone: masses of spears, slings, arrows, bolts, bullets, shells, missiles, etc. Our one big trick is a DDoS of violence.

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    [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    Dexterity exploit speedrun.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    We won the arms race, we have literal arms

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago*

    Am I a joke to you?

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    "Saying a big hello to all you sentient lifeforms out there and for everyone else the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!"

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    We didn't even need to throw a rock. There's evidence that early man was a persistence hunter.

    All other animals sprint. But man is the only animal that could jog them to death by jogging and never stopping until the animal collapses from exhaustion.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In addition to the ability to jog, run and walk during the hottest part of the day ... early humans could avoid most predators who were less capable of being active in the heat. The benefits of being a hairless sweaty upright ape.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    And not just throw rock, also run very long distance.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Monkeys can and do throw things that are much smellier than rocks.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Trivia time: Chimpanzees are the best primates after man at throwing.

    At best they can throw things at the level of semi-athletic child.

    Humans have unique rotating shoulder joint that just gives us a huge edge over any other species, when it comes to throwing things.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago*

    Yes, this, it's sapiens adaptation/specialisation, we take it for granted. Much like (related) stick use dexterity, which is another warfare advancement that should've gotten nerfed a few million years ago.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    The white, African man learned to throw rocks. Yeah...

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It’s a Neanderthal according to reverse image searches for the original illustration. There were light skinned Neanderthals in Europe, so it’s not an inaccurate illustration, just an inaccurate caption

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Perhaps a bit inaccurate image use with that description as well.

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Then man learned to fly. Then man learned to drop suns from the sky.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but fucking fire was what broke my home.

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