When apes learned to sharpen sticks, every other animal was FUUUUUUUUUCKED. Those animals should try not to be so stupid though. Dogs and cats are smart. They joined our side.
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"Try pointy stick."
"Me no want to."
gets stabbed by pointy stick
"Me now see value of pointy stick."
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It is funny how until the invention of fire ants firearms, almost always the best weapon was a pointy stick.
Then firearms happen and we learned to throw the stick very quickly.
Fire ants are also a viable biological weapon, knew a guy who had a nest of the things thrown at him. Poor bastard had to take an alcohol bath to get them all off.
At summer camp when I was like 8 a camper stood in a fire ant nest without realizing it and had bites ALL up and down her legs. I remember a couple of older kids hauling her to the counselors while she was just screaming, crying and unable to walk from the pain. Watch out for fire ant nests, they will fuck you up!
People think we won because of our big brains or fire use, no, it's cause we have the only halfway decent ranged ability in the game.
We broke the assumption that billions of years of evolution was built on, distance = safety.
We basically collected the unstoppable exodia:
- ranged damage
- team ups
- infinite stamina
I threw a pinecone at a bird that was picking at the siding. Seemed to break his brain to see something coming at him like that.
I don't think that is actually the innovation that made us own the planet.
One human throwing rocks? Meh.
15-20 humans working together, some throwing rocks, others fetching new ones, or supplying the throwers? Jup. That would do it.
So, community and working together is what allowed us to win the crown.
We better not stop doing that..
There are lots of animals that have cooperative social groups and they don't rule the planet.
Very few can throw weapons.
Communication, abstract planning, and being able to walk 100km without stopping is what really won it for us.
Yeah, there were studies done that found a human can't reliably throw a rock hard enough to kill even a rabbit from pretty close range. Rocks are blunt and usually only stun the target.
It was the fact that a dozen people all throwing rocks is an unassailable obstacle to any predator or prey. You can corner animals or ward them away. And if you think about it that's always been roughly how human wars have gone: masses of spears, slings, arrows, bolts, bullets, shells, missiles, etc. Our one big trick is a DDoS of violence.
We won the arms race, we have literal arms
"Saying a big hello to all you sentient lifeforms out there and for everyone else the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!"
We didn't even need to throw a rock. There's evidence that early man was a persistence hunter.
All other animals sprint. But man is the only animal that could jog them to death by jogging and never stopping until the animal collapses from exhaustion.
In addition to the ability to jog, run and walk during the hottest part of the day ... early humans could avoid most predators who were less capable of being active in the heat. The benefits of being a hairless sweaty upright ape.
Monkeys can and do throw things that are much smellier than rocks.
Trivia time: Chimpanzees are the best primates after man at throwing.
At best they can throw things at the level of semi-athletic child.
Humans have unique rotating shoulder joint that just gives us a huge edge over any other species, when it comes to throwing things.
The white, African man learned to throw rocks. Yeah...
It’s a Neanderthal according to reverse image searches for the original illustration. There were light skinned Neanderthals in Europe, so it’s not an inaccurate illustration, just an inaccurate caption
Perhaps a bit inaccurate image use with that description as well.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but fucking fire was what broke my home.


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