What?!

2nd amendment? More like second trachea.

My parents were shitty gift people. Always things like clothes I don't want or gift certificates. Then I met my wife. She sucks at it too. She takes a trip to Target the day before and just buys junk that she thinks I would like.

I play Tears of the Kingdom a lot with my 8 year old. She loves it. We don't allow her on YouTube without us, so she always forces me to watch TOTK funny videos. This year she got me a blanket with Link on it. I teared up a bit.

I get depressed on my birthday every year. Another year older, not much to show for it.My parents even forgot last year. But this little girl thought about something that she did with me and makes her happy and got it for me. I will cherish it forever.

Having kids of my own I finally realize the frustrations that I caused as a kid being a real dumbass.

The wrong damn guy.

I was thinking it would be terrifying. Also think about how bad bee stings hurt when they're small. I imagine a bee. The size of a cat would give you something similar to a bullet wound.

Been hearing weekly this for 10 years. Shut the fuck up

That's so sad.

Been hearing this shit for 10 years

The other thread. Duh.

OP said in another thread that he likes to get drunk and piss on the floor.

When apes learned to sharpen sticks, every other animal was FUUUUUUUUUCKED. Those animals should try not to be so stupid though. Dogs and cats are smart. They joined our side.