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[-] Davel23@fedia.io 60 points 5 days ago

If there were allegations of alcoholism against me I might try to avoid having pictures like this taken.

[-] Zomg@piefed.world 17 points 4 days ago

We've purposely trained him wrong... As a joke

/s just in case

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Unless Alcohol gives you extra finger joints, I don't think it's a real picture.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Plus his eyes are waaay too focused

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 26 points 5 days ago

Patron and Jack? You'd expect top shelf stuff at the Whitehouse, but then you just have to look at who is in office...

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

it's only because they have an abundance of swampass water because Canada refuses to buyt that trash anymore. it's literally worthless junk they have to get rid of

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Patron is shitty, but Jack is a solid if very basic whiskey.

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

It wasnt at the White house

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago

This is the situation where Ka$h's independent eyeballs become his super power. While everyone was running around in a panic, Ka$h could keep an eye on both of the open bars at all times.

At the end, he was relieved to say that the bars were fully unharmed. He's not sure what happened to anyone else.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

You've heard of natural selection, now it's time for bar selection

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 4 days ago

Oh look, the one moment where he doesn’t have “I HAVE SEEN HELL” eyes.

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago

That's cocaine and amphetamines to wake him up after mixing cocaine and alcohol.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Somebody help, they shot charlie kirk a second time

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Don't let Kegseth hear you!

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Lol the real pictures of him just sitting around texting and calling people on his personal phone are crazy. Dude is less useful to the FBI than a paperweight.

[-] gesshoku@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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