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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by soybeanis@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Beanough

Smh, just leaving it on the table

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Want to be bean shaped but forced to be cube shaped.

Soy body horror

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

That’s so good

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Breaking: The Onion has purchased Hexbear

I serve cooked soybeans all the time, garlic, sriracha, hoisin glazed, Ive even been grilling them lately

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

i wish i could just buy cooked soybeans in a can where i live, theyre the best bean and yet if you can only buy them dry they are a pain to cook

Frozen mukimame is everywhere though (even if it's erroneously labeled edamame despite having no shell)

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

that soybean's name? Edward Mame

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