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[–] 88 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Air Bud/John Wick crossover

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Better than John Bud I suppose.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    "Ain't no rules says the dog can't hire a hooker."

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Damn, that dog's ready for action

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (21 children)

    But there are laws about shipping your firearm and safe storing your firearm. It is also actually still illegal to leave a firearm alone outside without a concealed carry permit in most states (and even with one as it is not concealed).

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  • [–] 58 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    It isn’t alone it’s with a dog

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  • [–] 42 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Either the dog is a person and requires a permit or the dog is not a person and the gun is alone. You could even try to argue if a dog is a safe storage, to which I think it lacks several key features.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Alright, what if i... put it... inside...?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The dog is a dog. Not a person, nor a storage box. It's a dog. That just happens to also have a gun. His choice not mine.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago

    Whoa, this paw patrol live action reboot looks gritty!

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    Paw Patrol live action

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago* (9 children)

    Neat, but sounds like bad legal advice. Last time I looked it up, it said something like "possessing a firearm on or about one's person"... so it doesn't matter if it's attached to your dog or pulled behind you on a skateboard or held in mid-air using some kind of hovering drone... if it is near you and under your control, you have it.

    IMO, the interesting case would be if the weapon is stored in your home (where nobody questions it may be), and you can summon it.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Also worth noting it's extremely dangerous to do with an untrained dog. All it takes is and enthusiastic "come here!" or a treat or something and now another person has access to your firearm while you don't have anything.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    ... This is so stupid it hurts my brain.

    I actually tried to find laws relating to... stowing? carrying? transporting? a gun, in a holster, on a harness, on a dog.

    I could not find any.

    I very much hope this is completely legally dubious, but given the patchwork insanity of US gun laws... there might concievably be some kind of very specific situation where this would 'work' in some kind of legal sense...

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    [–] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They shouldn't have killed his human

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    My dog's a fucking idiot. I wouldn't trust him to carry a nerf bullet.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    I think he should wear ear protection.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    But will you use the those guns to topple your pedophile government?

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    Bro looks like he’s about to serve a warrant AND fetch the ball 😭

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of Dogmeat in Fallout 3. I was really worried about the buddy when the wiki said Dogmeat can die. Bullshit. Every time I hit VATS after that, I didn't see a dog anywhere, just a dog shaped cruise missile repeatedly flying at the enemies, killing stuff dead. In Fallout: New Vegas, they upgraded the doggo into a real dog shaped cruise missile.

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