Air Bud/John Wick crossover
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Damn, that dog's ready for action
But there are laws about shipping your firearm and safe storing your firearm. It is also actually still illegal to leave a firearm alone outside without a concealed carry permit in most states (and even with one as it is not concealed).
It isn’t alone it’s with a dog
Either the dog is a person and requires a permit or the dog is not a person and the gun is alone. You could even try to argue if a dog is a safe storage, to which I think it lacks several key features.
Alright, what if i... put it... inside...?
If a dog is lacking key features to be considered safe storage the it is equally illegal inside or out, ignoring animal welfare laws.
The dog is a dog. Not a person, nor a storage box. It's a dog. That just happens to also have a gun. His choice not mine.
Yes it's a dog. But the dog can either be considered a legal person or not, and depending on that the dog needs a permit or a human to safekeep the weapon.
You may not be fun at parties, but that's what they tell me, too, so we can hang out in the corner or something.
Shut it, nerd.
Neat, but sounds like bad legal advice. Last time I looked it up, it said something like "possessing a firearm on or about one's person"... so it doesn't matter if it's attached to your dog or pulled behind you on a skateboard or held in mid-air using some kind of hovering drone... if it is near you and under your control, you have it.
IMO, the interesting case would be if the weapon is stored in your home (where nobody questions it may be), and you can summon it.
Also worth noting it's extremely dangerous to do with an untrained dog. All it takes is and enthusiastic "come here!" or a treat or something and now another person has access to your firearm while you don't have anything.
... This is so stupid it hurts my brain.
I actually tried to find laws relating to... stowing? carrying? transporting? a gun, in a holster, on a harness, on a dog.
I could not find any.
I very much hope this is completely legally dubious, but given the patchwork insanity of US gun laws... there might concievably be some kind of very specific situation where this would 'work' in some kind of legal sense...
They shouldn't have killed his human
My dog's a fucking idiot. I wouldn't trust him to carry a nerf bullet.
But will you use the those guns to topple your pedophile government?
No. Of coarse not. Everybody says they hate pedophiles, but nobody does anything about it....well, except that one guy in July 2024 in PA. That guy was almost a hero. A hero like Luigi. To quote Maxwell Smart: "Missed it by THAT much"
Emotional support animal
Reminds me of Dogmeat in Fallout 3. I was really worried about the buddy when the wiki said Dogmeat can die. Bullshit. Every time I hit VATS after that, I didn't see a dog anywhere, just a dog shaped cruise missile repeatedly flying at the enemies, killing stuff dead. In Fallout: New Vegas, they upgraded the doggo into a real dog shaped cruise missile.

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