It's gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it's happening
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That'd be awesome what are you talking about
i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me
Coupled with the snopes article saying it's false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.
That's not curaed that would be hilarious.
"What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"
Would they even debate at all?
Cursed?
Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office
Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.
🤢
The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.
Fuck this might be it. This is both worryingly possible and would be truly cursed.
Why would they? They’re not doing a primary and they love to lose.
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Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country
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Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we're so fucked either way lmfao
The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.
Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.
They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule
Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.
I said cursed, not based.
Oh wait, you mean Pete Buttigieg. Nevermind that is cursed
Sorry, one of the assassins fucks up and we have President Blinken.
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Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.
So a repeat of the 2020 election?
it was pretty fucking funny ngl 
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Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote
Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.
RFK jr. winning
For the USA to continue to exist.
The inevitable musical number is going to be a shock, tbh
Lin-Manuel Miranda runs for president
Lib-Manuel Miranda
Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution
Biden winning, honestly. I feel like the Republicans are less likely to start World War III on purpose now than the Democrats, especially with Trump at the helm. Maybe more likely to do it by accident.
Biden passes away on 9/11/2024
Biden dies in like mid June or whenever they have still have enough time to re print the ballots for the general election, and Kamala still wins
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Trump using the word tankie to describe everyone to the left of him would be pretty funny
Trump barred from running and all the chuds running to rfk and winning
This would be very funny at least
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:jeb: wins, as a democrat
We could use this meme again 😂
It's his turn!
Biden dies shortly after the convention, Kamala somehow gets the nod, and K-Hive ensures a loss to Trump by making him sound appealing to the Average Joe (TM) and alienating everyone to the left of Obama. Kamala then immediately becomes leader of The Resistance 2.0, setting her up for a coronation in 2028 running on a platform of (coked up) martial law.
Biden dies mid campaign, putting Kamala in the drivers seat to try to drag his campaign over the finish line. Trump wins re-election by a landslide and suffers a heart attack shortly after taking office leaving his running mate Tucker Carlson to assume the presidency.
Well, the mummy from the mummy is pretty cursed so if he won the election i think that would be the most cursed thing.
Or a corpse synod style presidency.
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