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Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It's gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it's happening

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

That'd be awesome what are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Coupled with the snopes article saying it's false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

That's not curaed that would be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

"What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Would they even debate at all?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cursed?

Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Fuck this might be it. This is both worryingly possible and would be truly cursed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would they? They’re not doing a primary and they love to lose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the fraud is so that they lose

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we're so fucked either way lmfao

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.

Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I said cursed, not based.

Oh wait, you mean Pete Buttigieg. Nevermind that is cursed

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Sorry, one of the assassins fucks up and we have President Blinken.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So a repeat of the 2020 election?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

it was pretty fucking funny ngl

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

RFK jr. winning

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

For the USA to continue to exist.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The inevitable musical number is going to be a shock, tbh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lin-Manuel Miranda runs for president

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lib-Manuel Miranda

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Biden winning, honestly. I feel like the Republicans are less likely to start World War III on purpose now than the Democrats, especially with Trump at the helm. Maybe more likely to do it by accident.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Biden passes away on 9/11/2024

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Biden dies in like mid June or whenever they have still have enough time to re print the ballots for the general election, and Kamala still wins

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Trump using the word tankie to describe everyone to the left of him would be pretty funny

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Trump barred from running and all the chuds running to rfk and winning

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This would be very funny at least

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We could use this meme again 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It's his turn!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Biden dies shortly after the convention, Kamala somehow gets the nod, and K-Hive ensures a loss to Trump by making him sound appealing to the Average Joe (TM) and alienating everyone to the left of Obama. Kamala then immediately becomes leader of The Resistance 2.0, setting her up for a coronation in 2028 running on a platform of (coked up) martial law.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Biden dies mid campaign, putting Kamala in the drivers seat to try to drag his campaign over the finish line. Trump wins re-election by a landslide and suffers a heart attack shortly after taking office leaving his running mate Tucker Carlson to assume the presidency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, the mummy from the mummy is pretty cursed so if he won the election i think that would be the most cursed thing.

Or a corpse synod style presidency.

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