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I will volunteer for the beanis forgein legion.
You're brave because you lentil them your strength
Lmao
beanlympus has fallen
Glory to the beansistance and death to the invaders
The stated casus belli was the Beanis Island stockpile of biological weapons, and yet our attackers never even signed the Phytohemagglutinin Non-Proliferation Treaty.
This better not be how I learn about some historic real world event.
Duty calls, reporting for poopy.
We shall fight on the beanches, we shall fight on the lentil grounds, we shall fight in the pea-alds and in the chickpea-ts, we shall fight in the borlotti-lls. We shall never soy-render.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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