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[–] 251 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Survivor bias... they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger. Truly, the selfish and self-absorbed generation. :(

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  • [–] 128 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Well ya know I drank really really hard for 40 years, but I didn't have liver failure.

    Guess there's no consequences for alcoholism! Guess I can keep drinking forever! I am immortal!

    And THAT is what I imagine my still alcoholic boomer dad must think daily.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    one of my best friends growing up drak heavy for 30 years and then tried to quit but had a Alcohol-related seizures from going cold turkey, fell and broke his neck. But his liver is fine.

    he has barely any movement of his upper body but he kicked the bottle, hasnt had a drink since! (Because he cant do it without somone helping him)

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago*

    I always like to point out that they were originally called Generation Me. They were the first generation studied, who were more concerned with self fulfilment, than social responsibility.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger.

    Also, incorrectly believed that they were the ones on the bicycle.

    For every kid doing this right, there were ten that did it wrong and fell over.

    For every ten that did it wrong, there were another ten laughing up their sleeves and then... putting on a helmet and pads because they didn't want to end up in traction (or because their parents were yelling at them to be safe).

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    [–] 166 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    "how did we survive?"

    Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can't.

    This type of person cannot fathom that their singular experience is not representative of everyone else's experience. Conservatism in a nutshell.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Friend got hit by a car when on bike, went flying, rolled over the car, smacked into the road.

    Got up, checked bike first, sighted and started dragging it's carcass back home.

    ...but to be honest, dude was kinda indestructible and totally the exemption in every dangerous situaiton.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Ive biked to work for years and only had 2 bad crashes. Both involved slamming hard into pavement at speed, one had me slide into a tree. Both times I hit my shoulder/arm/hip hard and was honestly very dazed, but neither time did I hit my head.

    You can shake a bike accident off if you get lucky in how you hit the ground. Mainly if you dont smack your head. Super duper wear a helmet cause that the kind of spill that fucks you.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I hit my head on the pavement bicycling drunk while my helmet was sitting on my desk at work. Ask me how fun the two weeks after that concussion was.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago*

    Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can’t.

    I mean, you can. Falling off your bike isn't universally fatal. Even bad injuries aren't unrecoverable - especially when you're young and resilient and you're body is still growing.

    But imagine telling a 12-year-old to take off their helmet and pads and go plow themselves into a tree, because it builds character. Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to this? Why would anyone advocate for this?

    You're not building up some kind of robust spirit of mind or body. You're not growing as a person. You're just being hazed.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago*

    I got hit by a car while biking without a helmet! Toppled up onto their hood and slid off once they came to a complete stop. Totalled the bike. I just got really fucking lucky and didn't hit my head. Would not advise.

    I was just lazy and didn't go back up to my apartment once I got down and realized I had forgotten the helmet, because it was "just a short ride to the park". Never again.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Boomers aren’t able to see anything beyond themselves. They lack empathy to a degree that’s insane. A Generation of Sociopaths as Bruce Gibeny says.

    Before some boomer comments “not me!” (Because everything is about them) just look at the fucking world and the way boomers behave.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I've been hit by cars before on my bicycle. Six times.

    You know what it was, every single time? The driver was turning right, and looking for oncoming traffic from the left. I tried to cross, and didn't know they hadn't seen me. Ran over my front tire, or just knocked me over.

    I'm damn lucky those were all extremely slow speed collisions and they stopped as soon as they heard me scream. But honestly? Fuck cars. I shouldn't have been forced to cross at the sidewalk to begin with. And they should have been looking for pedestrians anyway.

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    [–] 66 points 5 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Exactly, no one mentions the kids that died from traumatic brain injuries

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

    Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You'd call him on it and he'd stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

    He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

    I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

    .... The ones they don't mention

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    [–] 57 points 5 months ago* (14 children)

    That was Gen X. And we have the scars and broken bones and dead friends to prove that it was dangerous. that’s why kids nowadays wear kneepads and helmets.

    You’re welcome

    TikTok and AI are bad for your brain.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Thank you. I was looking at the cars and thinking this was 1970s.

    I did shit as a kid I’d never have let my kid even think about. I should have died several times until my mid 20s.

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    [–] 54 points 5 months ago

    Of course you survived! The ones that died from traumatic brain damage aren’t around to make stupid comments

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  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago

    They survived with head trauma and voted for trump.

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago

    Many didn't.

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

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    [–] 34 points 5 months ago

    I always bet the old people alive posting this crap also never did it. I think about all the stuff my friends and used to do racing bikes or whatever we could fine that rolled in the alley in our neighborhood and never once think it makes me a better person than kids today. Was driving home late the other night and saw kids in the abandoned pool having a band play, skateboarding and even spinning fire and wish I was doing that then commuting home. The kids are alright.

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago

    It's the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I'm being cautious about with my kids.

    She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn't help.

    I'd like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was "real" either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I'll be lucky if I don't get cancer.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago

    And let's be honest, fewer of us survived than nowadays.

    Yeah, not everyone got rocketed out the front window from lying up on the rear deck of our parents' oldsmobile. Not all of us had life altering injuries from jumping bikes off shitty ramps with no protection. Not every one of us ended up in a pedo neighbors basement, But some of us did. Our parents' apathy to parenting and our own poor judgment skills weren't lessons to make us better or badges of honor. We survived despite of all that rather than because of it.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I knew a kid in high school who was hit by a car while riding his bike in the days before kids wore helmets.

    He was fucked up. He survived, but it was "learning how to walk and talk again" survival.

    I also had a teacher in college who wasn't wearing a helmet when he flipped his bike and landed on his head. He was alright as long as you think regular, crippling migraines are alright.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. Driver too. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn't doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

    Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I'll tell you the real story.

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    [–] 15 points 5 months ago*

    Or they call CPS or slowly crush the kid under their F150 extended cab.

    Also I knew a skateboarder who got severe brain trauma, so idk wear a fucking helmet because your head didn't evolve to fall on concrete at 20 mph.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    The worst part of WWIII will be the second wave boomers, who will trigger WWIV when they age out of relevancy.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I survived because mom made me take judo at like a rather early age, I think I was like around six or seven. But practicing falling down safely. Ukemi.

    Ukemi (受け身) refers to the art of safe falling and breakfalls in Japanese martial arts, such as judo and aikido, literally translating to "receiving body". It is a critical skill for absorbing the impact of throws or takedowns, protecting the head and body, and ensuring training safety.

    Like I didn't even know I had that skill, but since these electric scooters and bikes and whatnot have come super popular and I've owned a few myself, I've been in way more falls and crashes than I was as a kid. Even somewhat serious ones.

    But I never hit my head, and just found myself on the ground slightly winded.

    In one I apparently made it sone 3m into the air, I remember seeing a car drive in front of me and then ground-sky-ground-sky-ground-sky. Luckily the dude wanted to call the cops (as he was blaming me for his wannabe tuned bmw got a bit smashed). Cops came and noted how it wasn't my fault. The other dude had to pay a few hundred euros to me for ribs and whatnot.

    Anyway how I've survived, literally, is intuitively shielding my head and falling the right way. Without even knowing it. I just realised after like a half a dozen crashes that it can't be luck.

    I should really start wearing a helmet.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    They also love fondly remembering their friend Little Stevie who tragically died aged 12 in 1957 in a helmet-less bicycle accident.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Guarantee if you took a picture of that same street today there'd be a lot more than two cars. That probably a played a big role.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Fun fact: Shortly after this photo was taken, the girl was attacked and devoured by the Bat Boy-faced puma following her.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    How many of us STILL have scars from falling off our bikes last century? I bet some of us even still have road gravel in our bodies.

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Is it ironic that all the survivors also happen to be the ones who don't understand survivorship bias?

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Just a helmet is fine and still 99.99% as fun

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