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[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 52 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

TSA ain't so hot either, they harassed billions of people, make airports miserable, and literally caught 0 terrorists. The underwear bomber and shoe bomber both made it to their planes. Go find a real job or just volunteer at your local nonprofit

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 18 hours ago
  1. you're TSA, fuck you

  2. you're TSA, can't you just put the ICE goons on the no-fly list as soon as you learn their names and ruin their lives forever?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 37 points 19 hours ago

You know they could just say ahhh never mind were getting rid of the security theatre agency and firing 90% of them and you can walk your loved ones to the gate again.

[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 21 points 19 hours ago

Nothing that cool and good will ever be allowed to happen. They're just adding an intermission to the security theatre. But inshallah you're right

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 19 hours ago

I can't believe this isn't satire.

[-] Athena5898@hexbear.net 64 points 22 hours ago

Its amazing we put something worse in airports then the fucking TSA

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 55 points 22 hours ago

"It takes six months to train a Transportation Security Officer" i-cant

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

You see learning the ins and out of phrenology to determine who is or isn't middle eastern is very difficult, so many variables that a caliper can't account for racist-lorry-driver

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 36 points 19 hours ago

Three months of that is learning to touch someone's balls with the back of your hand the right way

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 hours ago

Hey, patting me down because my back pocket crumpled up and patting my buddy down because he did not know English too good is hard work.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

The other three months of training is just understanding this chart us-foreign-policy

[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 19 points 19 hours ago

Failing flight enshitification school because you accidentally keep cupping the balls and winking like an idiot

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 58 points 23 hours ago

heartbreaking, worst people you know complain about scabs

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 50 points 23 hours ago

Aside from everything else, it is such a worse disaster waiting to happen to have ICE there than even just nothing. Like, all of a sudden there are just a buncha people wandering through airports with rifles and (I assume) access to secure areas? It can't be that hard to get/make a ICE POLICE tag to put on a plate carrier. Is anyone really looking that close at this point? scared

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 45 points 23 hours ago

ICE is notoriously lax on the identification front too. This is gonna make it even easier for bad actors to impersonate an agent and get to the secure side lol.

At least you used to have to get a job with an airline or the TSA.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 31 points 23 hours ago

Like, all of a sudden there are just a buncha people wandering through airports with rifles and (I assume) access to secure areas?

A bunch of people who are seemingly even more eager to murder non white people and "the libs" than the average American cop, if one can imagine such a thing.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 22 hours ago

These chuds are going to do so much drug trafficking

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

finally, something useful.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago

I flew out of Phoenix the other day and they had ICE at the checkpoint checking IDs and supervising the baggage scanners.

I didn't think beforehand what the correct response to them was, so I just avoided eye contact and did not speak to them.

They were unmasked, which was novel, and tried to be buddy-buddy with me, a white dude.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

They were unmasked, which was novel, and tried to be buddy-buddy with me, a white dude.

The true white man's burden is having to deal with the shittiest hogs thinking you're one of them.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago

Can anyone explain to me how this isn't a spiderman pointing at spiderman situation?

Obviously ICE is waaay worse but I can't see the TSA as much different, just another post 9/11 agency that's only ever served the ruling class

[-] free_casc@hexbear.net 45 points 23 hours ago

TSA works on behalf of the department of homeland security, but they are not law enforcement officers. They have the same legal authority as mall cops (so technically not cops).

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 29 points 23 hours ago

Because they have cop union, thus democracy now wing is sympathetic

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 20 points 20 hours ago

Pot calls kettle black

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 37 points 23 hours ago

Commercial air hijackings are coming back.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 20 hours ago

jdpon don ending the tsa so the rebels can throw airplanes at them again.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

nyp march 18

is it a coincidence?? or maybe a psyop to lay groundwork for false flag or provoked action on behalf of Palestine?

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

She rocks so much.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

that's the only way this makes any actual sense to me. why else would they publicly and dramatically drop the pretense like this, it's not like they need this tiny bit of copper right now.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Its that hat I like

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

are they revving up another w bush special or something lol

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

They finally made a jobs program for Nazi NEETs

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