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if i had a job (thelemmy.club)
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[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 70 points 6 days ago

Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke

“Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)

Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 80 points 6 days ago

“Poster is both dumb and inaccurate”

Just like the bible.

[-] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago

I'm not an expert, but I don't think monkeys would have been considered clean in this context though. I'm pretty sure they're not kosher.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Excuse me, GOD wrote that and he obviously knew what monkeys are. And they didn't have to live in that region, the monkey kind couple migrated there before the flood, just like kangaroos did.

^/s^

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah there had to be a time afterwards where monkeys were first discovered and named.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Definitely not kosher

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

Let's not eat monkeys, shall we?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Well of course not, they aren't kosher

[-] mech@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago

Land animals (Leviticus 11:1–8; 26–30; Deuteronomy 14:6–8) that had completely split or “cleft” hooves and chewed the cud were considered clean and suitable for eating. Any land animals that did not meet this rule were unclean.

Sounds to me like monke would be unclean, so it checks out.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Depends on which book you’re reading. One says 2, one says 7, it’s all BS regardless.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Was about to say something along the lines of this.

[-] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 6 days ago

Ever see something so cringe it wraps around to being funny again?

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago

This cringe is painful. Luckily it's the Internet and this is probably fake AF.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 18 points 6 days ago

No. No this is about the cringe id expect.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ya, that doesn't look like a conference room where anyone would entertain "high net worth clients". Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture, cheap ceiling tiles. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.

[-] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

That image has been floating about without the explanatory text as well so I'm 100% the context is fake.

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I don't think this is AI.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 days ago

I know it's trying to be alpha and macho as fuck so what happens when you have the fight and end up on the ark with the other bloke monkey?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago

Sex teim

[-] molten@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Fuck the survival of your race at least you get a few more years.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Currently how every billionaire is thinking right now

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 days ago

If I saw this in my lawyer's office, I'd take my papers anywhere else. I don't mind personality in an office, but I'm not comfortable with the personality I'm getting from this

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is actually hilarious though

[-] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah hilarious is good for comedians, not lawyers lmao

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Sounds like a "lost my spot on the ark to two male monkeys" mindset. Never gonna fly in a court room smh

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Partner put this up

cringe

at a law firm

bent double with the overwhelming pain of cringe

where we meet high net worth

Oh no, that makes perfect sense. All those people are freaks who would love this.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I would 100% not use this firm. Yikes. Terrible vibes from nearly every angle: legal, political, religious, ethical…

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

This is what a lawyer who wants to rack up billables looks like.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

It's okay, the first two monkeys are 🙈 blind and 🙉 deaf to evil. You can't speak 🙊 anyway, just watch for creaky floorboards.

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Put this on a shirt

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 days ago

Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer

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