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Some step pep pep asking his grandkids to buy him $500 worth of trump coin for a watch.
Them Irany-ites can shove it. I'm always on TRUMP TIME!
Your phrasing reminds me of:
Your father hid this watch up his ass, and after he died I hid it up my ass
and now that you're a man its your turn to carry the ass watch
Real talk: Can anyone here tell me why tf dive watches are like the HOT watch with straight cis men? I just don’t understand it.
Edit: seriously though. I’ve come back to this comment nearly an hour later because I really just don’t understand how the dive watch became the ubiquitous watch of men I don’t wanna be around. I say this as a guy who wears a watch.
Pre transition teenage me liked the gangsta feeling of half a kilo of cold fake watch on my wrist. Have trouble imagining its more sophisticated than that.
The rolex submariner and omega seamaster were heavily product placemented in James Bond
God dammit. It’s worse than I anticipated. Fuck the James Bond franchise.
It's a $3 rolex lookalike isn't it?
Of course.
Wonder who the seller on Alibaba you can get the exact same thing for $0.1 is
Close, I found an almost identical one with the same movement (NH35) for $100 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007188707693.html
Probably $50 in bulk.
Better quality than I expected. I assumed they would be quartz with a fixed bezel.
Well I guess the geezers know what mechanical movement is
I lowkey want there to be a Trump Watch with a face design that looks like they tried to get him to draw a clock, but realized in all its gaudy knockoff Casio G-Shock glory
When the Epstein story is transformed into a feature of the cultural landscape I expect there to be a face with a reproduction of Trump's birthday book sketch.
Someone on Etsy probably already made one, which means a copy already exists on AliExpress
Looks like gaudy shit, the one time gold would have been good
The nice thing about the Trump watch? It never stops, 'cuz then it would actually be right twice a day 
He's been selling them for a while. Who would want to walk around with a drawing of pubic hair on their wrist all the time?
Is that autopenned
He just ordered enough Steedives off alibaba to get a custom graphic on the face
do chuds ever wonder why their politicians are all grifters ?
Why did they have to steal communist aesthetics tho
It looks like his presidential business is not going very well.
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