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Trump is selling watches now.
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At 8 minutes past 1400 it chimes.
Is that autopenned
I lowkey want there to be a Trump Watch with a face design that looks like they tried to get him to draw a clock, but realized in all its gaudy knockoff Casio G-Shock glory
When the Epstein story is transformed into a feature of the cultural landscape I expect there to be a face with a reproduction of Trump's birthday book sketch.
Someone on Etsy probably already made one, which means a copy already exists on AliExpress
Real talk: Can anyone here tell me why tf dive watches are like the HOT watch with straight cis men? I just don’t understand it.
Edit: seriously though. I’ve come back to this comment nearly an hour later because I really just don’t understand how the dive watch became the ubiquitous watch of men I don’t wanna be around. I say this as a guy who wears a watch.
Pre transition teenage me liked the gangsta feeling of half a kilo of cold fake watch on my wrist. Have trouble imagining its more sophisticated than that.
Wonder who the seller on Alibaba you can get the exact same thing for $0.1 is
Looks like gaudy shit, the one time gold would have been good
Only $499
We accept Crypto: Bitcoin and $TRUMP Coin
Them Irany-ites can shove it. I'm always on TRUMP TIME!
Your phrasing reminds me of:
Your father hid this watch up his ass, and after he died I hid it up my ass
and now that you're a man its your turn to carry the ass watch
Some step pep pep asking his grandkids to buy him $500 worth of trump coin for a watch.
It's a $3 rolex lookalike isn't it?
Of course.
The nice thing about the Trump watch? It never stops, 'cuz then it would actually be right twice a day 
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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