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hell yeah cheers to that
Heh it figures a casual like you would do Bush's. I do pure artisanal hand picked beans brought from my personal bean sommelier I pay by the hour. Maybe some day you can get on my level.
actually I'm reporting you for bourgeois decadence
nooooooo 
Bottoms up, or, as they say in Chinese, gan bean
3 cans? I just had one can (admittedly it was a beanis cocktail with other things in it) and I can't do anything today. I must be a lightweight
Oh that used to be me too, but then I learnt never to take beanis on an empty stomach. I usually have a couple of pints first as ballast to soke up the leguminol
I have had nothing but beanis today, yesterday and the day before that. I think I am going to lay down for a little. Do you think I can borrow some of your beanis before that?
here I broke you off a piece of mine
Aww you are so kind thank you! 
Hey I got you something in return for the beanis yesterday. 
btw can I have some more of that beanis?
uh oh
How much protein per sevre
uhh 6 7mg?
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Eyyyy
I don't even care dude lets go out like vikings
Soon we shall be drinking beanis from curved horns. The gods will welcome us to beanhalla.
We shall party by night in odin's longbean and shitpost by day under the glory of the gods. For eternity, brothers. 
There's two white monsters and a 3 and 3/4 tins of goya in the glove box, lets fuckin do this
He'll year buddy, here's your half of the sunflower seeds. point this sucker towards freedom and don't let off the gas.
need for beans: hot pursuit
I played the flip out of that game. And Beany Bawk Bro Skater
played one of the Beany Bawks a lot
only driving game I ever played was Bean Drive Unlimited, edit: actually maybe it was Bean Drive: Off Road 
beanout paradise was pretty cool
I just ate a fifth of beans, dare me to drive?
You actually drive better when you've had a few beans
Ah yes the lite beer of beans.
It's still 4.5 abv (absolute beanis volume) so idk still gets me kinda bean tipsy
Don't wanna get a DWB: Driving While Beanis
Haha yeh for sure bud for sure hey can you just breathe into that plastic tube on the console there for me?
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