What's the charge? Lowering a flag? A cowardly confederate flag?
I thought this was America! Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was 'merica.
This is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
A succulent confederate flag?
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY RACISM!
What is the charge?! Losing a war? Losing a bigoted treasonous war?!
I think the only charge that would stick is impersonating an Oblivion NPC.
I see you know your fascism well.
Probably trespassing.
As a white man who lived in Atlanta for a time, I can’t express how weirdly delighted I am that a white boy from Atlanta did this.
Maybe there is some hope.
I lived in Atlanta in the '80s, in a house on Confederate Ave. I recently tried to find that house (which was built in 1843, which was kind of cool) but I couldn't. Turns out they renamed Confederate Ave., which is also kind of cool.
The house was just a couple of blocks from Grant Park, and I always thought it was great that Atlanta had a park named after General Ulysses S Grant. Of course I'm an idiot and it was actually named after a different Grant.
That man should have done a lot more burning.
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that got fucking cucked 160 years ago.
Good on this patriot. Fuck inbred Confederate cosplayer dipshits.
Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted half as long as the Republic of Texas lasted as an independent nation, not the best example I know. Also imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted fewer years than the Nazis, also not the best example.
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
The Nickelodeon run of You Can't Do That On Television (1981-1990)
Tom Baker's portrayal of The Doctor on Doctor Who (1974-1981)
The AMC Gremlin (1970-1978)
The Ford Pinto (1971-1980)
The reign of the Petronas Towers as the tallest buildings in the world (1998-2004)
The partnership of the Cookie Crisp Crook and his dog, Chip (1990-1997)
I'm Quick James, Blitch!
We respect a bad Blitch in this house o7
You sly son of a Blitch!
Blitch, please.
You lost how long ago? Take your losers flag down and get a life.
I am from northern metro Atlanta, and I'd like to request the giant flag owned by the literal KKK in Dahlonega be his next target.
Good news, Atlanta man! There is a 1.5 hour road trip waiting for you up north. Get ready for the adventure of your life!
Easier said than done. It remains under armed guard and you have to cross a large field to get to it.
You gotta be more of a Blitch man
Use a drone with a lighter attached
Bring in the mortars and canons, boys.
If we're bringing in artillery, I propose we move to a bigger monument to white supremacy
I sometimes daydream about shooting a rocket launcher at Stone Mountain.
There's a huge confederate flag flying in Washington state off of I-5 as of a few years ago.
a sign said it was patrolled by armed guard
Not to worry. He's just a cowardly traitor, as is tradition.
How far away are flame throwing drones?
Zero clue how common these are, but here's a 9 year old video of a chinese flame throwing drone removing debris from a powerline. That would do short work of a slavery pride flag and probably doesn't count as military hardware. Probably.
They've been around for a while. Ukraine has been using them to great effect.
Jefferson Davis Park is a private park located outside Ridgefield, Washington, in the southwestern portion of the state. The granite markers of the unofficial (in Washington) Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway are at the center of the park surrounded by Confederate flags. Operated by the Pacific Northwest chapter of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, the park commemorates Jefferson Davis, the President of the Confederate States of America.
What in the Kentucky fried fuck
Bad Blitch Alert
James Blitch. More like James-ain't-no-bitch.
Go fund me? Get that man the best lawyer possible
:: clears throat ::
Leave. Your. Phone. At. Home.
Best online dating profile I've seen in a while.
They got his name wrong in the headline. It's actually Chad McChadface.
What this country needs is a easily buildable pneumatic gun that shoots cow manure mixed with yellow paint a long distance. There are loser flags all over this area of the south and I think it would be funny to give them that extra ambiance.
You could use a potato gun for that.
Just make sure to pack it tight! 😜
That mug shot says he'd do it again.
So of a Blitch
I sometimes wonder if there's a sort of chain shot one can toss at a flag to instantly tear it to shreds, like a ship's sail but much smaller. Probably not, though, given flags aren't tied down the same way.
I imagine a paint bomb could be effective for defacing a flag at a distance? Honestly I think James Blitch's approach of simply lowering it is far more effective though. Especially if you can also remove the ropes. There's also a brilliant power move if they raised the American flag in the Confederate flags place
Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.
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No bigotry. The Union, or at least the part of the Union WE support, fought AGAINST that shite. We are anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-transphobic, and in general anti-bigot here, even if not all the lads in Union blue uniforms were.
No Confederate sympathizing. Anti-democratic racist slaver traitors don't deserve shit.
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