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[–] 237 points 6 months ago (8 children)

What's the charge? Lowering a flag? A cowardly confederate flag?

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  • [–] 68 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I thought this was America! Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was 'merica.

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    [–] 101 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    As a white man who lived in Atlanta for a time, I can’t express how weirdly delighted I am that a white boy from Atlanta did this.

    Maybe there is some hope.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I lived in Atlanta in the '80s, in a house on Confederate Ave. I recently tried to find that house (which was built in 1843, which was kind of cool) but I couldn't. Turns out they renamed Confederate Ave., which is also kind of cool.

    The house was just a couple of blocks from Grant Park, and I always thought it was great that Atlanta had a park named after General Ulysses S Grant. Of course I'm an idiot and it was actually named after a different Grant.

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  • [–] 92 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that got fucking cucked 160 years ago.

    Good on this patriot. Fuck inbred Confederate cosplayer dipshits.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted half as long as the Republic of Texas lasted as an independent nation, not the best example I know. Also imagine simping for a group of inbreds that lasted fewer years than the Nazis, also not the best example.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy:

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

    The Nickelodeon run of You Can't Do That On Television (1981-1990)

    Tom Baker's portrayal of The Doctor on Doctor Who (1974-1981)

    The AMC Gremlin (1970-1978)

    The Ford Pinto (1971-1980)

    The reign of the Petronas Towers as the tallest buildings in the world (1998-2004)

    The partnership of the Cookie Crisp Crook and his dog, Chip (1990-1997)

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    [–] 45 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    You lost how long ago? Take your losers flag down and get a life.

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    [–] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I am from northern metro Atlanta, and I'd like to request the giant flag owned by the literal KKK in Dahlonega be his next target.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Good news, Atlanta man! There is a 1.5 hour road trip waiting for you up north. Get ready for the adventure of your life!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Easier said than done. It remains under armed guard and you have to cross a large field to get to it.

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    [–] 29 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    There's a huge confederate flag flying in Washington state off of I-5 as of a few years ago.

    a sign said it was patrolled by armed guard

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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    Jefferson Davis Park is a private park located outside Ridgefield, Washington, in the southwestern portion of the state. The granite markers of the unofficial (in Washington) Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway are at the center of the park surrounded by Confederate flags. Operated by the Pacific Northwest chapter of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, the park commemorates Jefferson Davis, the President of the Confederate States of America.

    What in the Kentucky fried fuck

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    How far away are flame throwing drones?

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    [–] 26 points 6 months ago

    Bad Blitch Alert

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago

    James Blitch. More like James-ain't-no-bitch.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    Go fund me? Get that man the best lawyer possible

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    :: clears throat ::

    Leave. Your. Phone. At. Home.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Best online dating profile I've seen in a while.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    They got his name wrong in the headline. It's actually Chad McChadface.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    What this country needs is a easily buildable pneumatic gun that shoots cow manure mixed with yellow paint a long distance. There are loser flags all over this area of the south and I think it would be funny to give them that extra ambiance.

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    That mug shot says he'd do it again.

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  • [+] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I sometimes wonder if there's a sort of chain shot one can toss at a flag to instantly tear it to shreds, like a ship's sail but much smaller. Probably not, though, given flags aren't tied down the same way.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    I imagine a paint bomb could be effective for defacing a flag at a distance? Honestly I think James Blitch's approach of simply lowering it is far more effective though. Especially if you can also remove the ropes. There's also a brilliant power move if they raised the American flag in the Confederate flags place

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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    So of a Blitch

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    If SC wanted to be honest it an Israeli flag would be added to their traitor flag display

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