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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Munchkin is . . . Orange; and Sozin looks out for/tolerates the young one

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rosie

Pixel

Whiskers Jelly

Radar

Ducks: Antonio, Amy, Sonic, Capri-Sun, Sir, Lady, Mama Duck, Coco, (the late)Chanel, Cayenne, Legs, and Judy. I don't have any good pics of them all together close-up.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's Charlotte and Emily! They're sisters from the same litter, so I named them after the Brontë sisters 😁

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Not sure where else to post this. This is my boy Balto (the full husky), who unfortunately passed away during an emergency surgery on Monday to correct a diaphragm hernia. I'm going to miss him forever.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sparrow is staying with us this week and she's making it extremely difficult to Lemmy right now

Also been taking quite the interest in my knitting (as well as favourite pastime, leaving soggy bits of carrot all over the floor)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

her name is Aja and she likes to scream until i pet her

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My silly girl, Rosie. A Pomsky and very well behaved, usually 😂

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Horizontal one is a demon, vertical one is really sweet.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rosie and Jules chilling with my wife in her office on the couch we bought just for them. Yes we spoil them.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1db48535-7711-4b4e-92d8-6df2c39d24bb.jpeg its Ozzy (left) and Kyubey (right) they found a bug

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dug's an older rescue, but still hitting his stride!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My sweet Bobo. More angel than cat.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sampson (right), and Teddy (left, my friends dog)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is our new puppy, Hiccup

cute tiny puppy sleeping on a small pillow

cute tiny puppy on the center console of a car

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Finn when he was a small boi

Finn now

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remy was avocado toast for Halloween

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My little baby Vločka, she has the fluff of a lion and she sure acts like a Princess. Vločka means snowflake in english, because of her appearance but also her character lol

My baby, Vločka, a very naughty bunny

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)


Dodger is also curious about my nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My buddy Max. We found out his cancer is terminal this week and it's been really rough going. Give your pets a hug.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend adopted a wild cat, named it Dog. Pics from before and after getting Dog neutered.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took this a few days ago. I'd been reading, and put my pad down to go grab a cup of tea, returned to this.
The image is downscaled quite a bit, was originally posted elsewhere and had to fit in the size limit.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Here is Pusel, he's currently recovering from getting poisoned.

1000004456

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My two cockatiels Oreo and Kiri preening each other

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I've ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like "poonch-key" (Polish folk, don't come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My birds! (Blue one is Ripple and the green one is Crocodile)

My snek! (No official name)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

One of the most stupid but cutest oranges ive ever seen

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.

She's got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.

It makes her very blurry.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cleo and Limmy. Cleo acts like a normal, high strung, cat. Limmy is .. different.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is my very good boy Marley ❤️ wanted a dog since I moved out of my parent's place 18 years ago. Three weeks ago this bundle of joy and derp strolled into my life.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grissom, the Fart Terrorist

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