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[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Where can I buy this? I'm on a mission to turn all of my sperm into plastic so I have an endless supply for my 3d printer whenever I jack off.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

That leads to a future where new babies are essentially printed, and the ink companies all hold the admission keys. Don't want to pay? No baby for you

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Nah I'll just pirate my offspring like I pirated offsprings music in 2002.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I told you for the last time I don't need magenta for my child.

Why do I have to enter the back door I already entered the front door.

No! I don't want a subscription one baby is all I'm having.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

i have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave's baby

[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is it gluten-free?

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I ain't about to raise no pussy cuck baby, my babies gonna be a real Man.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just like momma used to make!

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

It is called Sea Plastic please use the correct industry term or we will have to censor your comments.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 months ago

You got some of that good stuff in blue? I’m allergic to the green and taupe colored ones.

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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