He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Everyone's got their kink.
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
Someone just nuke his ass first.
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
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Spot on!
It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.
Deja Vu all over again....
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
what was he feeling? little children?
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
That was just the incontinence.
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
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I was going to go with Boston.
.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
Ooo! Ooo!
Fuck your feelings! 2026
so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
Epstein Fury*
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .
It's always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.
Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.
The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"
That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.
He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...
He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.
A feeling based on a concept of a fact.
That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.
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