This is why your "secret online name" should be a meme that literally millions of people use and absolutely not something unique that can be identified across multiple services.

i live on liberal mountain and i am an ardent lover of neoliberalism, hillary clinton, bill clinton, and obama

This is why I make a new account for every comment I post.

there's no shot this doesn't give a fuck ton of false positives. especially for anyone who just occasionally sneaks a lie into their posts

Among other good advice in this thread: lie and be inconsistent about personal interests and anything else identifiable.

Once again, the early Internet opsec of "Assume that everyone on the internet wants to track you down, and don't ever post your name, specific age, employer, or city in a publicly accessible online place" gives you an ample amount of protection.

Woah so they can know that I live in Berlin, Germany because I wrote equations like this:

$50 / $1.500 = 3,33%

Crazy. They infer based on my cues like a champ. Heckin awesome bro.

Genial !

Feel like the "writing style" one is pretty hard to nail down when every redditor anne frankly did nazi that coming

This is going to empower all the worst Kiwifarms types.

This is gonna be really unfortunate for the federal agent that unmasks my real identity, and unearths hundreds of pics of me going hog out all over the place in sex clubs 30 years ago.

It's a good thing I've invested heavily in canned food and shotguns

This could already be done with basic language models and standard statistics.

Remember: you are ALWAYS trolling online.

All my old reddit accounts? I was just trolling. Everything I said on Twitter? Trolling.

I am so glad I don't use my real identity ANYWHERE on the internet; I got that boomer brainworms that thinks saying key words by accident near my phone will get me arrested

This is an elaborate bit account, everything I say and have said has been in jest

eh, just lie until this is functionally useless

cascading garbage-in garbage-out

This isn't even a little bit new. Companies have been identifying users via their "hand" for a couple of decades now.

As a community, we should investigate more into adversarial stylometry.

This is pretty much the only place I post anymore, but there's other ways to comb through metadata and figure it out. If there's the will and the resources, then nobody is completely anonymous online.

I bet it can't find me outside of what I've intentionally constructed.

Compartmentalise!

So uhh, how can we delete all of our hexbear comments?

Certainly caution is warranted, but I would take this claim with a grain of salt.

lol good luck identifying me, Adam Friedland, host of the Adam Friedland show podcast show, from my online posting - or my wife Nicole Mullen- former abortion addiction advocate

Surely this will be used to go after chuds and other shitty people and not anyone innocent

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How can it easily unmask my secrets if I have nothing to hide? Take the mask away and there's nothing there.

This is why I exclusively post here from Grapevine, Texas, USA.

Good luck to the AI trying to IDentify me via stylometry, but I don't like it's chances because Oppa Gangnam Style