"It's funny how people will believe in Newton's laws of motion but still think the Force from Star Wars is mythical nonsense."
But the Force is Mass times Acceleration!
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.
No, it's the Force so it has to be the Mass times the Acceleration.
No it can't be then The Force will be equal to The²(Mass times Acceleration)
Its either The mass times acceleration or mass times the acceleration
Where we're going we don't need commutative multiplication.
I do believe gorilla piss exists.
I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).
well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.
well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we're all made of starlight and that's just how it works
This is why nudist colonies are so vibrant. Easy as.
Dicks out for Harambe. 😔
Shout out to my broken coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.
That's just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting
It all makes sense now. The universe balanced my humors.
Negative energy can never be removed, only transferred. He obviously didn't like you, the skeptic, so he transferred all the negative energy into you from your other co-workers. /s
"believe in wi-fi"
I peraonally belief in a really thin cable, but big tech is trying to tell us its waves and stuff. But you have your opinion, I have mine. Nobody can be sure wich one is really true.
It's actually a really REALLY fat cable. We spend our entire time inside it.
data goes in, data goes out. you can't explain that.
I absolutely believe in energy, frequency, and vibration. My wifi vibrates at a frequency of 2.4 and 5 GHz and in order to do that it needs to use energy.
Like, I'm down with hippie woo energy work, it's really useful meditation. I use it to keep my anxiety under control. But your religion can't cure diseases, it can only provide comfort
Meditation is awesome and useful. But it doesn't need to be mystical and magical to be great, and I wish more people realized that.
God has not once healed an amputee. What does he have against them?
They also seem to believe wi-fi "powers everything"? What a loon.
Introducing POW (power over wlan)! By broadcasting a constant small gamma wave, small electronic devices can use the latent energy to power electronic components.
You can map out the inside of a building and figure out where objects are, and when and where movement occurs, with WiFi.
You cannot do this with magic woo woo nonsense that equivocates and conflates terms across different domain specific meanings, and then attempts to build a world view out of confused, meaningless/contradictory gibberish.
I can't say I tune with your vibes, but I am grooving to your aura.
Must be a Pisces. Classic Pisces vibes lol
Heard some conspiracy folks mention negative frequencies from 5G and the like. It's just a phase I guess..
Negative frequency is a concept in signal processing, and many other domains.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_frequency
Phase could be the thing, beats me, it's been a while. Negative resistance is also another one of those concepts that pop up now and then, specifically negative differential resistance.
They aren't "powering everything". JFC go lick a wall outlet, that's what powers many things. WiFi is information, and indeed, they try to make it use less and less power.
It could power stuff. Tesla was working on it, and there have been a few small companies over the years that have done it.
Just turns out that it's not very practical compared to a wall socket.
I don't need to believe in Wi-Fi I just need to see that my phone is connected to the internet. The existence of Wi-Fi can be inferred by me having access to YouTube.
You guys, energy, frequency and vibration are all obviously fake. Nobody has ever observed vibration in real life. Go on and try measuring one of those "frequencies", I'll wait. Where are you even supposed to find those? "A faucet dripping"? "Your literal heartbeat"? Don't make me laugh!
Tuning forks are big fake
I used to love reading W.I.T.C.H. comics and they always had a bunch of fun stuff about zodiacs and reading the future in tea leaves, moons and stars and all that silly stuff. I friggin loved that shit because it was fun for the imagination and it also tied in well with the comic being about a groups magical girls who get their powers from nature and blah blah blah. I thought it was fun to find out what my element was based on what month I was born in and what my birthstone was and take little personality tests to see which one of the girls I was like the most (9 out of 10 times, I got Taranee).
The thing is, though: I always knew it was just play pretend and fun past time stuff.
I have had that fun permanently destroyed for me after people started believing in astrology and magic for real. I know people irl who refer to their zodiacs as an explanation for how they like their coffee or why they push their work to last minute or why they vibe well with this and that person. They take personality tests and believe it for real instead of using it as some stupid past time fun. Online, it's even worse. It gives me the same level of ick as the women in Sex and the City.
It absolutely fucking ruined the fun for me and I just can't read my horoscope anymore because I don't want anyone to think I'm one of those people.
You might enjoy Terry Pratchett's witches series. There's magic, but the real trick is solving your problems without ever using it. Wyrd Systers or Wee Free Men are good places to start.
Trying to legitimize bullshit by using big words out of context and meaning
So many layers to unpack here.
Specifically OSI layers 1 and 2!
WiFi IS real. "Auras", "Vibes" and "Crystal Energy" is magical nonsense.
That's just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi
Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or something
Can you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don't like this one that much.
The only real magic is friendship.
And magnets.
That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.
if someone is trying to "convert" you to esoteric/occult beliefs, then that person has no idea what they're talking about
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