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[–] 119 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

I do believe gorilla piss exists.

I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).

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  • [–] 56 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we're all made of starlight and that's just how it works

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