last week i was making out with this chick and she was like "wanna have some fun" and i was like "no i'm only in it for the glory" and she left. worth it

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

I'm so shocked I've known about it for years

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents' house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

"Says here you're from.....NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!"

eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

neil "the grass" tyson

let me look up how to say "make greenland great again" in west greenlandic

Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu

that might be hard to fit on a hat

elon being funny? gotta be fake