Quick! You must—

Girl, you're transgender.

Mine Bitcoin. Hold.

Don't preorder Cyberpunk.

ADHD not stupid

Move to europe

Bitcoin hits 120k

Buy Bit Coin

"you're a girl"

first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING

runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE

third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL

You a lesbian

Invest in Apple.

Sell Bitcoin 2025

This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.

It gets worse

You ADHD transgender

Don't get married.

You're a girl

Buy $0.01 bitcoin.

You’re a bottom.

Don't do it

Just be punk.

Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".

Suck. My. Balls.

(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)

Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)

..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol

Let's see...

don't sell bitcoin

don't sell doge

don't buy restaurant

don't date XYZ

don't date ABC

don't buy restaurant

don't quit place

Buy some bitcoin

Don't. Marry. Her.

Buy All Bitcoin

Cherish them more.

Read scholarship terms.

(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)

You need therapy.

It's-A-Me!

Do not piss

It's still fucked.

invest in bitcoin!!!!!!!

Take LSD now