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[-] el_twitto@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

These morons think there is a heaven.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Being this stupid and dying into nothingness must be an overall improvement - thus heaven I guess?

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 32 points 1 month ago

This pic is so old it probably owes Moses twenty bucks.

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

But is it too old for Muhammed to marry?

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Alu ackbar.....at marrying lil girls and justifying it w religion.

Not that John smith knows anything about that.

Or Jesus's prostitute Mary.

Or Abraham who slept w his daughters.

...

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mo’s first wife was like twice his age. No age discrimination there.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Are you saying this picture is "broker than the Ten Commandments?"

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Five of the commandments broke. That's why there's only ten now.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

It was a rough wank, but I got there in the end.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

You clearly mastered the art of the wank better than me.

[-] arthur@lemmy.eco.br 0 points 1 month ago

Laugh out LOUD

[-] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard, but boy did I need a good laugh today.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Which is funny, but doesn't really change anything from the initial conditions.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

Every once in a while you’ll hear a take and go like “ok that’s the one weirdo in his local cult that takes it up a notch”. But then it turns out there’s 3 of them willing to say it on camera…

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Sexy beards all around! LOL.

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2026
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